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Originally posted by Strangething:
<STRONG>I just got done fighting off three goblin ambushes, one after another. A few casualties, but some awesome stories. Thank you combat reports! Post your war stories. Twice, I saw a wardog tear the head off a goblin. The first time, the dog latched on to a goblin's noggin, and shook him until it popped off. The second time, the dog just chomped through the goblin's neck.
I watched in amazement as a crossbowdwarf with a maimed leg, and no bolts fend off a pair of hammer-wielding goblins until they gave up and retreated. He bashed one of them hard enough to bruise his brain.
I saw a goblin guard wield a pair of trousers as a weapon. He came onto the map unarmed. I don't get it.
My Mayor punched a goblin so hard it ruptured his spleen.
I saw a squad of goblins turn and flee after a my miner/armorer put a pick though the leader's head.
I haven't found any iron on this map, but now I've got all the iron weapons I need. Shields too, but only leather & copper armor.</STRONG>
Those must have been some angry dwarves.
You can only imagine what a montage of that would look like...
Mayor: DWARVES! THEY COME TO TAKE OUR LANDS! WE HAVE A MILITARY, BUT ALL MUST DO THEIR PART! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! *lunges on a goblin and hits him in the solar plexus, sending him flying*
Crossbowdwarf: YAAAAAAAAAAARgh *bashbashbash*
Goblins: Screw this!
Goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE! *runs into the fray with a pair of pants, and uses it to blind a dwarf before kicking him in the crotch*
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Originally posted by Bunny:
<STRONG>A pair of ogres turned up just after a goblin siege, and most of the troops were dead or resting their injuries. One ogre wanders off, but the other starts hassling my civvy dwarves, that were busy looting corpses. Not attacking them exactly, but bothering them a bit.One of my fortress guard, utterly against any instruction, takes it upon himself to wander over to the ogre. The next second there is gore everywhere. I check the ogre, and find that it has lost it's toes, fingers, hands, feet, arms and legs, several other organs were highlighted in red, and my dwarf is still going at it. The chunks were thrown up onto ledges 2 z-levels above the battle. Once all the peripheral organs and limbs were removed, he just tore the ogres head off and threw it a good 3-4 z levels.
In so far as I can tell, my dwarf just waded in and tore the ogre to bits. He wasn't enraged, no martial trance. I'm a little scared as to just what he would've done if he had been. Didn't even have a wound on him, at the end. I love my pump-operator trained wrestlers.</STRONG>
Dwarf: *chuckles as he holds up the ogre head as if speaking to it* Imagine what woulda happened if I _wasn't_ drunk.
[ June 02, 2008: Message edited by: Jetman123 ]