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Author Topic: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD  (Read 5233 times)

chokepoint

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2016, 06:50:42 pm »

SuperGod declared "I create a universe and drop it on Snakeskin Jack's head, catching Solar Warmachine in the explosion." He rolled a 4. The planet is no more. You fight in the void of space now.

SuperGod: You simply will an entire galaxy to spawn out of nowhere, then with sniper like precision dump the entire contents directly on to Snakeskin Jacks head. Obviously there was some collateral damage.[4]

Snakeskin Jack:  You casually flip your cigar into the growing pile of John Smiths, burning it all down, but as you look up it won't matter for long. The entire mass of a newly created galaxy Is about  to crash down on your head. You are smashed and destroyed by stars, gas and dust spiral arms containing so much mass and such speed and temperature that he forces can only be understood on an astronomical scale. Even the very planet you stand on is pulverized to oblivion.You are beyond dead [2]

John smith:
  All the corpse clones of John Smith are burned up in a carelessly started fire then crushed under the impact of an entire galaxy smashing down on the very chunk of earth all of you were laying on.[1]

Mehtul Shlug: The one with the most kills is apparently  infatuated with  a kitten named  Dawwwwwwww. You survived the annihilation of the planet when you teleported to your ship.[4]

Dawwwwwwww: You charmed the psychotic, power-armored, fuzzy, white creature Mehtul Shlug somehow. You survived the annihilation of the planet when you teleported to Mehtul Shlugs ship.[5]

Solar Warmachine: The entire mass of a newly created galaxy crashes down on your chassis. You are smashed and destroyed by stars, gas and dust spiral arms containing so much mass and such speed and temperature that he forces can only be understood on an astronomical scale. Even the very planet you tread on is pulverized to oblivion you are destoyed.[3]-1-1
« Last Edit: January 08, 2016, 07:20:05 pm by chokepoint »
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2016, 07:19:42 pm »

A single Replicatorinator: float towards SuperGod.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2016, 07:31:27 pm »

"Big big god. Very bad news."
Mehtul Shlug looks at the kitten.
"Kitten Mehtul Shlug now."

Perform diagnostics, activate omnipotence dampeners, get kitten little dish of non-dairy milk.
Warp to the Yub system, the home system of the Yub Yub, and request to dock to the Sthell Rehign, flagship of the mercenary company known as the Mehtul Shlugs.


((Luck of Yub Yub, never runs out.))
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Amperzand

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #93 on: January 08, 2016, 08:44:47 pm »

Name: The Backup.

Desc: A supercapitol destroyer fifteen kilometers long, summoned by Coyote's death cry.

Defense: 512 petawatt modular force shields, since armor would be useless against anything powerful enough to cause it significant harm.

Offense: 10-kilometer gravitational mass accelerator, rated to 0.42c.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Lenglon

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2016, 01:20:54 am »

contentedly wander around this neat new place, hopefully finding a box to play in.
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Andres

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2016, 06:38:19 am »

Seeing that Snakeskin Jack and Solar Warmachine were both dead and knowing that it was good, Supergod stacks the metaphorical chairs on the tables and locks the universe behind him as he leaves and wins the game.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2016, 06:41:56 pm by Andres »
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Amperzand

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Re: Ridiculously OP PVP RTD
« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2016, 02:11:45 pm »

Observe the glorious remnant of a dead universe.
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Muh FG--OOC Thread
Quote from: smirk
Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com
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