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Squeegy

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Wtf?
« on: January 26, 2008, 11:35:00 pm »

Those dirty humans!

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 11:42:00 pm »

Thats your goblin snatchers at work.   :D
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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 04:59:00 am »

There are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many reasons why that could happen, but I don't think any are safe for family-friendly viewing. :P

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 02:07:00 pm »

That's a contradiction to which I must yell "Objection!"

...If it's incest, how can it be lonely?

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 03:15:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Alfador:
<STRONG>That's a contradiction to which I must yell "Objection!"

...If it's incest, how can it be lonely?</STRONG>


Well it's a dungeon, so I assume that one of them is dead.

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 08:23:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Alfador:
<STRONG>That's a contradiction to which I must yell "Objection!"
</STRONG>

While pointing dramatically, I hope.

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 09:59:00 pm »

So that's where goblins come from...

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 10:33:00 pm »

for all you blind people out there LOOK AT THEIR LEADER
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 11:23:00 pm »

quote:
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<STRONG>for all you blind people out there LOOK AT THEIR LEADER</STRONG>

We know. This is not a bug, nor is it the first time it's happened. Goblin civs seem to have about a 50/50 chance of having non-goblin leaders. What did you think the kidnappers were for?

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 02:23:00 am »

i suppose youve never been incestually molested by your adopted goblin family! i bet it feels pretty lonely! >.>
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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 02:27:00 am »

Don't goblins breed by spores? Are there female goblins?

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 03:19:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Are there female goblins?</STRONG>

Yes.

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Re: Wtf?
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 05:24:00 am »

I'm reliably informed that horses breed by pollination.  Goblins, who can say?
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