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[The Lupanian]

Urist's list is a Dwarf Fortress style version of skippy's list http://skippyslist.com/list/

This is a list of things Urist is no longer allowed to do in the fort

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[The Lupanian]

I'll start

#1 I am no longer allowed to pull random levers out of curiosity.

[LordBrassroast]

#2: I will wield the ☼<<☼Steel Battleaxe☼>>☼, not the -copper shit on a stick- that I have "grown attached to".

[Swords-Otter]

#3 I will not arrange "unfortunate accidents" for nobles who got on my nerves.

[maxcat61]

#4: I will not walk outside when there is a siege, even if all the pig tail socks irritate my OCD by not being in pile #185.

[Pseudo]

#5: I will not go out of my way to walk over piles of deadly dust.

#6: I will not walk over piles of deadly dust even if it isn't out of my way.

#7: I will not touch piles of deadly dust, period.

#8: ...Even if it's !!fun!!.

#9: It is not acceptable to put spikes on a bed.

#10: I will not suggest that dwarves should stand on top of the retracted *menacing steel spike*s.

#11: ... or under the garbage chute.

#12: ... or in the aqueduct.

#13: ... or in the magmaduct.