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[tntey]

Leave all this dungeon foolishness behind. It's dangerous you know.

Go settle down in a nice village, and start a farm. Maybe with cabbages. Cabbages are good this time of year.
Of course, old Ray was saying we wouldn't get as much rain this year, he was set on growing tomatoes because of it. That just means he would be willing to sell you seed for the cabbage, he wouldn't be using it. Ray still owed you for that pig last year, so maybe you could guilt him into letting you borrow his plow to start you farm. You would have to find some workers, but there seemed to be plenty of peasants without jobs here. You could hire a few on for food at now, and pay them after the harvest.
Cabbage might be a bit of a risk, Ray always had a knack for guessing the weather. Still, it's a lot safer than this whole dungeon business.

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[Gwolfski]

grabby loot carefully, now everyone is gone.

[Salsacookies]

You now see that your idea of becoming an adventurer was foolish, especially seeing how stupid your average adventurer is and felt its effects. You watch as the others die by either lava or abomination, and proceed to run the opposite way as fast as possible.
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You decide that it would be better to be part of the family business, and then suddenly realize an entirely new horror beyond all imagining. Trying to explain to your mother why you decided to run away.

So, um, suggestions?

[Shadestyle]

Reset, this situation is far too dangerous.

[Salsacookies]

Oh dear, the reset button only goes to when you were standing at the fire dungeon. Also, judging by that abomination thing, you'd rather not use it anyway.

[Shadestyle]

Convince our mother to help with the dungeon for safety in numbers.

[TheBiggerFish]

Convince our mother to help with the dungeon for safety in numbers.

NO.

[Dustan Hache]

Convince our mother to help with the dungeon for safety in numbers.

NO.

YESS!

[TheBiggerFish]

Convince our mother to help with the dungeon for safety in numbers.

NO.

YESS!

WHY would you do that to your poor MOTHER?!

[helmacon]

We don't have to crawl back to the family. We shall be a self made man.
 Attempt to capture the abomination and start our own traveling freak show

[Gwolfski]

on second thoughts, run to blacksmith and look for pickaxe

[Salsacookies]

You go to your mother, and try to convince to hep to help raise dungeon danger awareness. Your mother completely agrees, and as punishment for what you've done, you are locked into your room, and when working, are worked exhaustively and tasked to perform the worst and hardest tasks imaginable, and spanked on the spot in front of anyone there for ever even THINKING of complaining. Well, I guess this is better than dungeons, right?

Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL! The end.

[TheBiggerFish]

Reset button.

[Salsacookies]

Reset button.

Im done hosting this, would you like to take my place?