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jaw2233

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the Weird world of dwarves
« on: August 11, 2015, 11:20:58 am »
what weird things have your dwarves been doing? today mine have been killing each other for no reason and eating rotten mongooses hole!
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Re: the Weird world of dwarves
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2015, 10:37:09 am »
Quote from: jaw2233 on August 11, 2015, 11:20:58 am
what weird things have your dwarves been doing? today mine have been killing each other for no reason and eating rotten mongooses hole!
Well that is quite weird. Did your Dwarves go insane or do they regularly murder each other?
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Re: the Weird world of dwarves
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2015, 10:54:33 am »
Not long ago, my broker threw a tantrum while he was walking past the barracks to the entrance.  Apparently this disturbed the legendary swordsdwarf who responded by killing him.  The legendary axedwarf who witnessed the scene took offense and attacked the swordsdwarf, and the swordsdwarf responded by slaying him as well. 
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Re: the Weird world of dwarves
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2015, 03:44:24 pm »
Also they tamed a camel with a fish.  That amused me. 
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Re: the Weird world of dwarves
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2015, 04:02:02 pm »
Mine were eaten by a giant leech with wings and webs, as sacrificial bait to get them to stand underneath what I christened "The doom plug"
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Re: the Weird world of dwarves
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 12:24:40 am »
Not technically one of mine, but a caravan guard just got both of his hands pulped trying to wrestle a badger instead of stabbing it with his perfectly serviceable steel shortsword. Maybe he was trying to pet it.
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