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Isaac23

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"Kutsmob Fell."
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:23:08 am »

Kutsmob the goblin tripped over a kea bone protruding from the dirt next to the pit; he tumbled forward and was greeted by a mass of hard, pointy bones upon landing. He pushed himself up and looked up at the sky, and realized he had fallen into some kind of dwarven bone hoard, like his people kept at the village. He noted a massive stone pillar that stuck between the dirt walls that wouldn't budge, then turned back and followed a small hallway, only to find another gigantic room full of bones and corpses.



"Ber! Ago!" He shouted repeatedly at the small iron grate that let a bit of light flood in to the room. He could hear the sound of curious footsteps through the ground above. Eventually, all of the trolls brought to siege the fort began sitting around the grate and taking turns spitting through the holes while the other goblins laughed. Kutsmob was confused, and yelled angrily for help, while his allies laughter grew louder. A kitten pranced around the bone hoard without a care while the iron door to the bonehoard was silently locked.



Most of the dwarves below didn't even know about the siege, let alone that their was a goblin sitting in their trash room. The siege itself was massive and a supreme threat to the entire fort, but goblins are stupid and make great entertainment at any rate.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 04:09:13 am by Isaac23 »
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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2015, 09:40:44 am »

Update: A fucking bronze colossus showed up during the battle. My weary and sun stricken dwarves gather on the roof to face it.

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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2015, 10:07:23 am »



Decimated.
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I'm not really sure that maiming someone and forcing them to live with a crippling disability for your amusement can really be considered "merciful." Just sayin'.
Dwarven mercy.

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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2015, 07:25:43 am »

I fought a couple bronze colossi and I remember thinking it was a lot easier than some of the battles I've heard about.  I think I sent 20 dwarves against it and maybe lost 2 to being knocked into the mote. 

Keeping your barracks Above Ground or at least Lighted does wonders for your military's lifespan. 
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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2015, 04:07:07 am »

Update:



It is my pet now. It slaughtered a couple dwarven civies that attacked it on sight, which earned them a place in the rapidly expanding halls of weeping-



then blood-drunkenly stumbled into the bone hoard like Kutsmob. He beat the shit out of the remaining military that got left behind. Luckily this all happened in the bone hoard, and took so long because the bronze colossus was using a wool shoe as a weapon. It took about two in game days for it to finish one of its victims. I built walls over every entrance to the farmland room while the colossus bust down the door and wandered into the main forces barracks. He sits in the same spot now by the bed. I think he recruited himself. If ever we get over run by whatever hellish end awaits us, I will use this Colossus, "Acik Turotlenge Citu Asri", or Atca, and let him earn his keep.

"Atca has become a legendary shoeColossus! Praise Atca!"
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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2015, 10:38:49 am »

So whatever happened to bone goblin anyways?

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Re: "Kutsmob Fell."
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2015, 11:52:43 am »

Oh, uh, Kutsmob got his head smashed in by a hammerdwarf.
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