The curse has been broken, the Belgian spectre recedes - who will replace him? Waitlisters, your time has come! I'll go by waitlist order, as long as you post within the next twenty-four hours - let's keep up the pace.
The card that did the deed:
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a micropenis.The next black card is:
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?Newcomer, you're up! Whoever you may be, prove yourself worthy!
- Being on fire
- Racism
- Old-people smell
- My humps
- Scientology
- Repression
- Prancing
- A gentle caress of the inner thigh
- Sexy pillow fights
- The Boy Scouts of America
- Women in yoghurt commercials
- Classist undertones
- Not giving a shit about the third world
- Skeletor
- Figgy pudding
- My relationship status
- Overcompensation
- Dick Cheney
- The Pope
- Bitches
- Court-ordered rehab
- Flying sex snakes
- An oversized lollipop
- Advice from a wise, old black man
- Five-Dollar Footlongs™
- Free samples
- Pooping back and forth. Forever.
- MechaHitler
- The rhythms of Africa
- Invading Poland
- An asymmetric boob job
- Binging and purgeing
- Estrogen
- Sexual tension
- Famine
- A stray pube
- Testicular torsion
- Being fabulous
- Cybernetic enhancements
- The female orgasm
- A tiny horse
- Men
- Heartwarming orphans
- Feeding Rosie O'Donnell
- A bag of magic beans
- The Devil himself
- Pictures of boobs
- Pedophiles
- Civilian casualties
- Jobs
How did I lose my virginity? Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - MonkeyHead
Why can't I sleep? Because of a ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. - Sheb
What's that smell? Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. - Sheb
I got 99 problems but African children ain't one. - Sheb
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a micropenis. - OW
-Hawk132
- New Guy
- NAV
- Tawarochir