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[bsnott]

So last night I had a pretty crazy dream and I decided I'd tell you about it. I already told it to my friend, so I'm just gonna copy and paste the message log. The story in general was pretty crazy, if rather short. Also, remember that I was going through this NOT knowing that I was in a dream. I presumed that I was in real danger of some bat shit crazy Canadian mob. Enjoy.

Bsnott: bruh
Bsnott: just had the craziest dream of my life
El Burro Fuego: yuh
El Burro Fuego: what?
Bsnott: i went to like
Bsnott: new york
Bsnott: mixed with chicago
Bsnott: in my dream it was just chicago but it was way too big to be chicago
Bsnott: like i just had the size messed up
Bsnott: but like
Bsnott: i distinctly remember that i went there
Bsnott: for a party
Bsnott: after the party i did some kind of criminal act
Bsnott: which caused two canadians to get extremely pissed
El Burro Fuego: wtf
Bsnott: they beat the shit out of my friend and i
Bsnott: we managed to escape from them but they wouldn't let up]
Bsnott: we got in our car and they started beating the shit out of it to get in to us
Bsnott: i backed up
Bsnott: i ran one of them over
Bsnott: the other one bails and starts to run
Bsnott: me and my friend get out of the car and start to run to him
Bsnott: we catch up to him and he trips
Bsnott: we beat the everlasting shit out of him
Bsnott: we get back into car
Bsnott: i tell him to get on google maps and find a way out of the city back to where i came from
Bsnott: from*
Bsnott: He pulls it up and we hear a gunshot
Bsnott: my back windshield shatters
Bsnott: (remember that in the dream i didn't know i was in a dream, so just imagine that i actually went through this shit)
Bsnott: i yell fuck and gun it down the street
Bsnott: a dude stumbles out into the street and i ran him over accidentally
Bsnott: ugh there were cops
Bsnott: i don't remember how i got them on me
Bsnott: i think it was before i messed with the canadians
Bsnott: but either way
Bsnott: a cop was at the next intersection and saw me hit the fucker
Bsnott: he pulls out to give chase
Bsnott: as soon as i get by he is slammed into by another car, which i assume was the canadians chasing me
Bsnott: i drive further, taking alleyways and shit
Bsnott: eventually come to a parking area
Bsnott: tell friend to pull up google maps, i go outside to get some air
Bsnott: a car pulls up next to us
Bsnott: one gets ready to open the driver's side door
Bsnott: i can see a gun in the other's hand as he opens the passenger door
Bsnott: then i woke up

[bsnott]

If this is in the wrong thread go ahead and move it, I wasn't sure where to put it.

[FallacyofUrist]

This belongs in General Discussion.

[~Neri]

There is also a thread specifically for dreams.