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Geofferic

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This kid creeps me out.
« on: December 07, 2007, 03:04:00 pm »
I have a child that just became a legendary bone carver.

Made a bed out of goblin bone.  

Studded with silver and platinum.

Decorated with wolf bone and encircled with bands of wolf leather.

Menaces with spikes of wolf bone and green glass.  

And the thing is called Kolardes Lushutdumat.
Kolardes is the kid's name and Lushutdumat means "the Guilty Roughness."

This kid has read too much Anne Rice.

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Helmaroc

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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 03:19:00 pm »
A bed?
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Geofferic

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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 03:37:00 pm »
A bed!

Out of Goblin bone.  With spikes!

And called Guilty Roughness??

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 03:44:00 pm »
Oh no, now even our dwarven kids become goth. Watch out, next thing you know he'll start wearing -narrow leather trousers- and go melancholic.
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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 03:53:00 pm »
MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 06:26:00 pm »
Did anyone else see the link between "guilt roughness" and a bed?

*nudge nudge wink wink*

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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 10:14:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Slappy Moose:
<STRONG>Did anyone else see the link between "guilty roughness" and a bed?

*nudge nudge wink wink*</STRONG>

Yeah.

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Geofferic

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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 02:06:00 am »
He's a goth kid into BDSM.

I'm really looking forward to him turning of age and making him my sherriff!

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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2007, 11:53:00 am »
Huh, wow- I think his father may have affected his mental development somehow.
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Nos3y

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 08:20:00 am »
That child's been abused in a horrible way by the other Dwarves...

There is only one man that can stop this...

Chris Hansen

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Re: This kid creeps me out.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2007, 08:59:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Nos3y:
<STRONG>That child's been abused in a horrible way by the other Dwarves...

There is only one man that can stop this...

Chris Hansen</STRONG>

"Could you have a seat right here please?"

(Dwarf sits down.)

"Why are you here?"

"Ummm... I just wanted to show him how to grow purple helmets."

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Nos3y

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 10:45:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by kuribo:
<STRONG>

"Could you have a seat right here please?"

(Dwarf sits down.)

"Why are you here?"

"Ummm... I just wanted to show him how to grow purple helmets."</STRONG>

I see what you did there!

[ December 09, 2007: Message edited by: Nos3y ]

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