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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2015, 05:15:58 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 16, 2015, 03:24:04 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 16, 2015, 10:06:24 am
That's why after knocking them unconscious after the first few fingers, you then travel away and immediately come back to find them all full up of blood again. Meaning you can keep cutting limbs off again and again as long as you're careful. In my experience cutting two arms off is enough to kill someone most of the time, but not all the time, and cutting two legs off is I think always enough to kill one of the vanilla civilized creatures.
Thank you for the advice. There is now an unfortunate cheese maker who is now effectively a torso-and-head shaped lump as a punishment for his useless profession.

It's a wonder he can still talk, he doesn't have a tongue anymore. Or cheeks. or teeth. Or anything, really. He doesn't even have eyelids now.
Glad I could help.
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2015, 01:29:52 am »
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 16, 2015, 05:15:58 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 16, 2015, 03:24:04 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on July 16, 2015, 10:06:24 am
That's why after knocking them unconscious after the first few fingers, you then travel away and immediately come back to find them all full up of blood again. Meaning you can keep cutting limbs off again and again as long as you're careful. In my experience cutting two arms off is enough to kill someone most of the time, but not all the time, and cutting two legs off is I think always enough to kill one of the vanilla civilized creatures.
Thank you for the advice. There is now an unfortunate cheese maker who is now effectively a torso-and-head shaped lump as a punishment for his useless profession.

It's a wonder he can still talk, he doesn't have a tongue anymore. Or cheeks. or teeth. Or anything, really. He doesn't even have eyelids now.
Glad I could help.

Bay 12 is the only community on the internet or...anywhere, for that matter, where a conversation like this could even take place.

Also, Kars the elf? He's lucky he didn't come across a goblin or human named Jojo.
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2015, 08:17:47 pm »
Elves are not made of flesh and bone, but of weakness and failure.
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2015, 03:36:19 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2015, 08:17:47 pm
Elves are not made of flesh and bone, but of weakness and failure.

Don't forget self-righteous, tree-hugging hypocrisy. Oh, and cannibalism.
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2015, 06:09:35 pm »
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ELVES
ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO YOUR ASSES?
BECAUSE AT ANY MOMENT KARS MAY REACH OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
AND HAND THEM TO YOU
ALL OF YOU
ALL THE ASSES
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2015, 01:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Kars on July 23, 2015, 06:09:35 pm
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ELVES
ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO YOUR ASSES?
BECAUSE AT ANY MOMENT KARS MAY REACH OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
AND HAND THEM TO YOU
ALL OF YOU
ALL THE ASSES

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FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2015, 08:31:54 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 24, 2015, 01:32:49 pm
Quote from: Kars on July 23, 2015, 06:09:35 pm
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ELVES
ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO YOUR ASSES?
BECAUSE AT ANY MOMENT KARS MAY REACH OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
AND HAND THEM TO YOU
ALL OF YOU
ALL THE ASSES
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2015, 07:25:21 pm »
Oh Really. [GERMAN SCIENCE INTENSIFIES]
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2015, 09:02:27 pm »
No machine is a match for me
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2015, 09:05:36 pm »
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2015, 06:12:10 pm »
Man, you sound so much like the Myths Retold guy.
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Re: Kars the elf is the gordon ramsay of murdering people
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2015, 09:09:22 pm »
I'm pleased that the elf named Kars becomes a vampire. this is good
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