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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18101 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #135 on: September 15, 2015, 09:36:42 pm »

I charge the pair of suspiciously evil eyes and tackle whatever has them the ground. Then I fall asleep on top of it.
When all you have is a hammer...
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #136 on: September 28, 2015, 05:20:29 pm »

Hit the GM
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #137 on: September 28, 2015, 05:38:34 pm »

Begin building a camp near the forest. Use the three largest ones to do most of the work. Have the others do whatever it is that makes them grow.
You start pitching tents and making fires, all the while protecting yourselves from Hoogs nukes.

Cast Read Thoughts, and read the stangers' minds. Cast Dispel Magic on the strangers.
You read their thoughts, and they are being honest. You cast dispel magic on them, and they stagger a bit, but not much else happens.

Spam nukes all over the gorram place.
You shoot  nukes everywhere, but quite a few of them end up being cats and chairs and all other kinds of random objects. Only 2 of them are nukes, and Naraje deflected those two.

Cast Read Thoughts, and read the stangers' minds. Cast Dispel Magic on the strangers.
I know! The cave is filled with other people, who they are warring with! Right! Uh, right?
Wait for the results of ATHATH's spells while pretending to consider their offer.
Look at ATHATH's results.

Free the maiden now that my Anger has been vented & i am civilized Again.
You free the maiden and she thanka you, before taking you to her house in ths woods. It is, in fact, a mansion, and she says that she is an only child living alone.

I charge the pair of suspiciously evil eyes and tackle whatever has them the ground. Then I fall asleep on top of it.
You ram into them, and the being seems to dissipate into thin air. But, you can see a trail of steamy darkness heading off into the forest.

Hit the GM
Ow! Hey! Hey! Fine! I'm back now okay?! Geez.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #138 on: September 28, 2015, 05:58:05 pm »

follow the maiden
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #139 on: September 28, 2015, 08:18:29 pm »

Its a trap! Turn back towards the light! Find my companions again!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #140 on: October 05, 2015, 03:40:17 pm »

Do what the weird guys tell us to do.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #141 on: October 05, 2015, 11:34:27 pm »

Do what the weird guys tell us to do.
Tell him to make me a sandwich.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #142 on: October 10, 2015, 02:51:43 pm »

Do what the weird guys tell us to do.
Tell him to make me a sandwich.
Out of the Gm's Liver
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