Duck inside a trashcan which obviously must also lay in this alleyway
Hidden in the trashcan, you do not see the initial flash of light.
The last thing you feel is a flash of heat, then you are burnt to a fine ash.
The shock wave scatters your remnants across the ruins of a nearby building.
Steal a car. Drive out the city as fast as I possibly can.
[9] You break into a relatively fast car with the keys hidden under the driver's fold-down mirror.
You start the engine, and race towards Suburbia.
[9] You take a wrong turn, and make it to some parking lot just in time to see a wormhole closing.
You see a brilliant flash of light, and the following wave of heat and force turn your car into sludge and splatter it against the dam.
"Fuck that shit. I'm out of here."
Open wormhole to the plane of infinite cheese. Get in the cab and drive it through the wormhole while giving the thief the bird out the window.
He tries to run after you, but you shoot him in face.
The wormhole's instability causes it to collapse while the car is only halfway through, separating the front and backseat.
You get out of the car, and feel lucky that there's oxygen in the cheese dimension.
[4] You manage to survive a few hours before drowning in a pool of nacho cheese.
"Hey buddy, thanks for dealing with that guy, i think i'm gonna stay in here. Saw a movie where a bloke survived a nuke by hiding in a fridge. Car's gotta be sturdier than a fridge right?"
You close the trunk, isolating yourself from the rest of the world.
Suddenly, you feel the taxicab moving forward into the cheese dimension.
You hear a strange
fwop as the wormhole collapses, leaving you behind to die.
Just as you realize this, you die.
Suddenly, air-raid sirens go off on every block! They blast a short tone, then a long one, alternating on and on!
An "Imminent Explosive Nuclear-Ordinance Impact" warning! You have one turn to do anything before the city is annihilated, and the game officially ends!
((It had to happen sometime, right?))
So....I'm guessing it's too late for me to join?
When you open your eyes, you find yourself in a hot air balloon, miles above the Grand 'Ol Urbs.
You see a streak of silver as the thermonuclear missile passes by, one of its fins cutting open the balloon.
As you fall, you keep your eyes on the city below.
The last thing you see is a blinding flash.
Game Over
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