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[Kadzar]

And the red head replied back, "I'm the one that bought the last few cases. It's totally your turn to buy more."

[Generally me]

The boy was confused so he decided to kick the head. Big foot kicked it back. And that is how football was invented.

[Radio Controlled]

Of course, back then, we called the game 'headball'.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And back then, the heads complained as we kicked them.

[Radio Controlled]

And yet, kick someone in the head even once these days, and suddenly they call you a 'menace' and 'insane' and 'surprisingly agile for your age'.

[conein]

The heads became angry and started flying around the boy with a scary face.

[SOLDIER First]

The boy with the scary face scares off the heads with his scary face!

[Kadzar]

Just then, Johnny the Squirrel appeared and asked what exactly was going on here.

[Stirk]

But nobody understood him, because he asked in Russian.

[Adragis]

Thankfully, an incredibly convenient Russian man appeared!

[Generally me]

Unluckily though he was a bit busy riding a bear on a unicycle. The boy was really confused now. Luckily just at that moment the magic mushrooms he smoked wore off. He was back in his cabin

[conein]

Then he wondered why the Fuck a boy would live alone in a cabin in the middle of nowhere.

[Generally me]

Then he realized... #YOLO

[birdy51]

He stared his shrooms with a measure of glee, before chomping on another happily.