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Salsacookies

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The Normal Life of Bob
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:55:11 pm »

You are Bob, and you have a normal life. You wake up after sleeping. Time to begin your normal day.

What normal thing will you first do?
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Re: The Normal Life of Bob
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2015, 01:16:15 pm »

Have a shower. Gather clothes for our shower. Put on the coffee machine before we have said shower.
Can't have a normal day smelling like a hobo.

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Re: The Normal Life of Bob
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2015, 01:39:09 pm »

After a refreshing shower and a nice, hot cup of coffee to wake you up, it seems it's time for work. You are an owner of a comic shop, so it won't be very busy, usually. Still, somebody needs to be there.

You are driving in your car now. It's a normal car, made around the 90s, so no special features. As you turned on the radio, the news station began to resonate through your speakers. "In latest news, the famous comic book artist [insert name here] is coming to [insert small city here]! Get your comics ready kids, and speak with the (wo)man that made your favorite heroes and villains come to life in the first place!"

so anyways, what's Bob's thoughts on this manner?
« Last Edit: March 19, 2015, 01:49:42 pm by Salsacookies »
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Re: The Normal Life of Bob
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2015, 01:50:30 pm »

Bob thought [insert comic artist here] was pretty great in the 1990s, but really screwed the pooch with [insert regrettable and ill-fated comic here]. He'll probably be very polite to them when he inevitably shows up.