Alright ye scoundrels! After narrrly a year-long rum break, this thread be sailin' once moarr since 'rune be doin' th' equivalent o' pokin' it's slovenly heap with a stick!
Turn 18 - Preparin' ta board!Ahoy, mates, look at this fine spesmin fer arr takin! Cripple 'er mast an' prepare ta' board!
(4) Havin' spotted a
Spanish Merchant Vessel floatin' low in th' water, so laden w' plundarr, ye simply cannot resist. Ye begin shoutin' yer orders fer everyone ta get in position and get ready ta pirate! With a well-placed surprise shot, her masts be splintered and she be sittin' in th' water!
Tell the cooks about my idea. Also get ready for the boardin'
(5) Ye tell th' cooks ta get ta work renderin' yer last unholy foes inta lard, while ye sharper yer canesword and turn the red side o' yer cape out.
Does th' booty burn? If so, nay. If nay, then of course.
Get the axe launcher, get an axe, fireproof the axe launcher, set the axe on fire, launch at enemy ship.
(3) It's simpler than it sounds, but ye realize after it be done that there be nothin' ta stop an intrepid lad on th' other ship frm' pickin' up the flamin' axe an' "returnin'" it.
Grab argh musket, and prepar' to BOARD! ARGH!
(1) Ye rush ta th' deck, ready ta' take yer mind off medical voodoo probl'ms with s'm bloodshed! With an unloaded musket!
Substantiality's fer landlubbers!
But fer real, I shoot the scallywags on th' other ship.
(6) Ye hit who ye presume ta be tharr captain right b'tween th' eyes, endin' any chance o' negotiation or surrendarr!
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