Ushat Griptin was Nutsmansion's resident juvenile delinquent, responsible for more than 75% of all recorded crimes in the fort's history. Despite all my attempts to make her happy, her mental health never slowed in its inexorable decline ("completely helpless in stressful situations"). I became tired of constantly cleaning up her messes, so I built a platform suspended over a deep pit in the caverns and assigned her to a burrow there. At the pull of a lever, the platform collapsed and Ushat fell more than a hundred z-levels. Halfway down, she slammed into the edge of a cliff, shattering every bone in her body. After that, I lost track of her in the billowing dust cloud caused by the cave-in. I later found her mangled corpse resting among the blood-spattered branches of a tower-cap.
Ducim Paddlematched was an herbalist prone to temper tantrums. After the fortress guard threw him in jail for the third time, his deep-seated guilt rapidly undermining the foundations of his sanity, I decided to get rid of him before he snapped.
Nutsmansion has three zombie elves in stout cages, souvenirs of the last necromancer siege. I released one of them in Ducim's jail cell and it caved in his skull with its bare hands. A well-placed cave trap swiftly recaptured the undead monstrosity, and Ducim Paddlematched was put to eternal rest.