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[Aseaheru]

Yes, lets also construct a nuke out of a few watches and detonate it in the whitehouse. After we sneak it in by shoving it up our ass. Yes, lets do that.

[Prophet]

Shoot whoever is inside your house!

[LuckyKobold]

Along with Defecation.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

(I'm going with the 'everyone's ok with me saying you instead of Dennis)
You walk around the house looking for whomever may be inside and as you search for something.. Anything you find your wallet sitting on the counter top, inside is your ID, credit cards, $150, and a couple membership cards.
You can hear the sound of a broom and glass coming from your upstairs bedroom.

[StrawBarrel]

Take the wallet and go up to the bedroom.

[LuckyKobold]

Let's Burn the House instead, That'll kill any burglars and get rid of any evidence!

[Hawk132]

Let's Burn the House instead, That'll kill any burglars and get rid of any evidence!

-1.

[Prophet]

Take the wallet and go up to the bedroom.

+1

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

You grab the wallet and put it in your pocket.
With pistol drawn you walk up to your bedroom.
Upon walking in the room with an already open door you find an older man that looks almost like you, he's sweeping up the glass on the floor and doesn't notice you enter

[Prophet]

Say "Hello".

[StrawBarrel]

Say "Hello".

+1
Question our long lost brother: "I didn't hire no maid! Who is you?"