Welcome, young student, to the prestigious University of Magic!
You've been studying here for an entire semester, and now it's the summer break! You and your fellow students have been given (mostly) free reign of the campus for the duration - though there are a few professors and archwizards moping around to watch out for...
Standard minimalist rules. No need for character sheets, just join in whenever.
Post actions in bold so that I can see them so I can be an authoritarian prick or else I'll ignore them.
Multiple actions are fine, but don't expect great results.
For each action you post, I will roll a thirteen-sided die (also known as random.org) to determine how badly you fail.
Finally (although I totally expect this rule to be dashed pretty quickly), you are apprentice wizards, who are known for their ineptitude, lack of self control, and mortality rate higher than that of professional murder victims. You're not going to be able to pull off world-breaking shenanigans unless I'm feeling particularly generous/inebriated.
You're also not allowed to leave the campus because of MagicTM and to prevent me from having to put up with too much nonsense.
Dormitory Block: Intact. Reeks with the stench of a thousand unwashed and horny students.
Common Room: Intact. There are some chairs here if you feel like sitting down.
Cafeteria: Intact. Also open. Some imps are flying about serving food.
Lecture Halls: Intact. Some wacky professor is marking papers or something in there.
Library: Intact. Full of books nobody will ever read.
Admin Block: Intact. The staff seem to like this place.
High Energy Magic (HEM) Building: Intact. The door is locked. Nothing interesting is happening inside.