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[tonnot98]

On my first ever semi-successful fortress, my first militia commander got both of his legs lopped off by a giant tick, and I didn't notice until it was too late.

While he was stuck in a field with no legs, hungry and thirsty, his cat surrounded him with vermin remains. Eventually, when his cat was bringing him a new kill, he went berserk and stabbed the cat in the face, killing it instantly.

Then his wife, a potash maker that I interred into the militia because I had no need of potash came over and stabbed HIM in the face, killing him instantly.

A season later, his wife is still sobbing on everyone's shoulder, and finally goes stark raving mad.

She takes off all her clothes and runs wild into the caverns, only to be gored by a troll that killed 3 other dwarves.
I guess no one went on a tantrum because she never really talked to anyone else.

The end.

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[Col_Jessep]

The poor cat!