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[mate888]

So I was on break and this came to my mind, so I decided to post it here:

Read it while hearing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

And here it is:
Set fire to your place
Poke a stick at your hammerer
Bring here 2 cats, kill FPS
Loose your shiny stuff to some kobold thefts
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Get your brains out with a sock
Do your own water pumping stuff work
Teach yourself how to mine
Leave a week-old corpse to rot on the dining hall
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Invite some were-kitten inside
Let a goblin take you on a ride
Put your levers on a very wrong place
Use your drowning chambers as a hiding place
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Keep a unicorn as a pet
Sell all your food to the human trade(ers)
Go to hunt giant sponge and stuff
I wonder, should I press this lever now? Nah, I'm on break
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Go out gather wood during elf trade season
Disturb a necromancer for no good reason
Stand on the edge of an underground chasm
Try to avoid that beast that has been long forgotten
Run aroun to mine adamantium. Just to release an unbrearable evil!
Funniest ways to die
Funniest ways to die
Funniest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many fun
So many fun ways to die

Be safe around caves. A message from the Montuainhomes.

[tonnot98]

A message from the Montuainhomes.

PFFT

Aside from that spelling mistake, it was a rather fun remix to the original.

The drug dealer's ride part should be a minecart ride, in my opinoin.