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[a1s]

What guards?

Well, whatever the local Po-Po is called. "Sheriff" maybe or "people's commissar for village crime reduction".

[Generally me]

Go over there stab anyone who gets in the way loot and leave also threaten to kill children if they don't tell where there secret stash is, don't actually kill them though. no fire

[3man75]

+1 to farm. But... jeez guys, way to be sadists. Just wear masks and tell them we'll kill one of them if they call the guards, no need to put out their eyes with fire.

What guards? We're attacking a farm. What fire? We have knives. Possibly spoons.

One of our dudes has pyromancery as a skill. Check the people/equipment spoilers.

[Andres]

+1 to farm. But... jeez guys, way to be sadists. Just wear masks and tell them we'll kill one of them if they call the guards, no need to put out their eyes with fire.

What guards? We're attacking a farm. What fire? We have knives. Possibly spoons.

One of our dudes has pyromancery as a skill. Check the people/equipment spoilers.

Good point, but eye-stabbing doesn't need mana.

[Yourmaster]

Farm house. Here's how we'll do it....

We gag ourselves. We attack at night. We sneak inside the house and kill the adults. We steal all their stuff. We kidnap the children and hold them in the cabin. We find a slave trader who accepts blind children. If we do, we put out the children's eyes and sell them (we gagged ourselves so they can't recognise our voice). If we don't find a buyer, we ungag ourselves and put them to work as slaves or apprentice bandits if they're young enough.

Edit: Actually, we could just cover our faces so we don't have to blind them. We should still gag ourselves in case one of us cries out in pain.

+1

[tntey]

You choose the farm house.

It's night. There are no lights in the farmhouse, giving you a good amount of stealth.

Current Environmental Status Effects

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Night (-4 visibility, +2 stealth)
Surprise (+4 Crit chance, +1 to any other non observed actions)

You silently open the rusty door.
(13 + 3 + 1 = 16)
You don't create much sound, maybe a little creak.

The door opens into a darkened hallway, that contains 4 doors. Will stealthy checks each one
17 + 4 + 1 = 22

He finds the room with the adults, and slits their throats.
18 + 4 + 1 =23
He kills them with lots of stealth.

Your group finds a room with two kids and a baby. Your group hastily picks them up
5 + 4 + 1 = 10
The kids wake up when you put them in the bags, and start kicking and screaming, you deliver a few hasty punches and scoldings, the yelling stops.

You then loot the house
You find, 32 gp, and a machete.

The mission was executed, amazingly! Good job!

FOUND LOOT
2 Kids (2 boys, each 5 or 7)
Machete
32 GP[/1]
1 Notoriety [/1] ((next time write your symbol or something))

You have no new missions

MISSIONS

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Harrass Travelers [EASY-EXPERT] (Harass people on the road, unpredictable)
Rob Graves [NOVICE] (Rob graves! Expect zombies and ghosts, lots of riches)

STATS

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106 GP
2 Notoriety
1 Crimes
0 Recorded Crimes

ITEMS

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Machete
young boy (x2)

BANDITS

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John Smith
Will West
Roger Herbert
Daryll Wilkos

John Smith [100 HP]
Lots of scars on his face and big muscles. Scary man

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SKILLS:
+1 Sword Fighting
+2 Strength
+2 Intimidation
-1 Smarts

INVENTORY
Wooden Club
Dagger
Clothing

Will West [100 HP]
A small goblin skilled with poison

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SKILLS:
+1 Lying
+2 Poison
+2 Stealth
-1 Strength

INVENTORY
Dagger
Vial of poison
Clothing

Roger Herbert [100 HP] [20 MP]
A dark elf with a knack for fire magik. Very clumsy

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SKILLS:
+1 Poison Resistance
+2 Magik
+2 Pyromancer
-1 Stealth

INVENTORY
Wooden Staff
Robes

Daryll Wilkos [100 HP]
The Leader

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SKILLS:
+1 Leadership
+2 Manipulation
+2 Charisma
+1 Weapons

INVENTORY
Dagger
Vial of poison
Clothing

HIDEOUTS

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Small Cabin (50/50)

Rules

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For right now, you pick a mission, and choose your tactics. More rules will be added as we go.

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[Andres]

What about the baby? We could probably find a witch/necromancer/cannibal who might be interested.

((next time write your symbol or something))

What symbol? We don't have a symbol.

Give the machete to John and take his club.

Harass travellers. Target small families and runaway teens. Stay away from lone travellers because they will kick our ass. We can probably go after larger families if we find them sleeping in camp at night.

Spoiler: Recorded Crimes (click to show/hide)

1 count of Breaking and Entering
2 counts of murder
3 counts of kidnapping
1 count of theft

Edit: Some may ask why I insist on attacking families. The reason is simple: it's easy.

Tie up the boys and put them back in the back. Cut air holes in the bag so they don't suffocate.

[tntey]

((You should come up with a symbol! Also, thinks for crimes))

[3man75]

Okay why do we want notoriety? Won't that mean having the law coming after us?

I think we should find a necromancer or buyer for these kids. Hell i'll sell them into slavery but i don't want them running away on us while were out and about. That could mean losing our hide outs secrecy.

Also ask around about conflicts, gangs, corrupt city officials, merchants, and anything that could mean a big pay off or put our name on the map. Who knows maybe we can create our own kingdom by getting the Guards on our side.

Ya, lets do travelers.

[Andres]

Would a bare butt getting stabbed count as 18+ material? The butt, for reference, looks pretty much like this: 3

[tntey]

But, this is kind of 18+ without sex and stuff. Also, bump

[Andres]

Official sign is a large asterisk.

Turn?

[stabbymcstabstab]

PTW

[a1s]

Bump

tl;dr: we're trying to sell the boys (and don't much care who the buyer is) and we're harassing teens and small families on the road for a mission.

[Andres]

Bump

tl;dr: we're trying to sell the boys (and don't much care who the buyer is) and we're harassing teens and small families on the road for a mission.

Correction: we're trying to sell the boys AND the baby.