In 511, the human Pena Pinechanneled settled in Steamyfarm.
In 511, the human Pena Pinechanneled ruled from The Intricacies of Attacking of the Ashen Fellowship in Steamyfarm.
In the early spring of 514, the human Ado Twisthush suffocated, slain by the human Upek Carnaldream in Steamyfarm.
In the early spring of 514, the human Pena Pinechanneled bled to death, slain by the human Upek Carnaldream with a large copper dagger in Steamyfarm.
In the early spring of 514, the human Upek Carnaldream was struck down by the human Gicast Calledmists with a iron whip in Steamyfarm.
In the early spring of 514, the human Zilta Spunhound ruled from The Intricacies of Attacking of the Ashen Fellowship in Steamyfarm.
Being impatient, I decided to immediately tantrum and murder people right at the start of my adventure. However, I did have the forethought to search for nearby guards... the only one of which was in another room with his back turned! I sneaked over and started some trouble. I had thought to do it quickly and (relatively) quietly with a precisely aimed slash to the throat... and was foiled by armor. A scuffle breaks out... and I make due with strangling the sod. I walk away with a bolt in the liver, for the trouble.
Angry and in pain, I sneak back into the throne room and take my frustration out on the unsuspecting Pump-Operator-turned-Noble. The fop draws but doesn't get a chance to use it! I am again foiled when attempting to slash the fools neck - this time by a meer cloth robe. I recall that a dagger is not a knife, and use it correctly to finish the noble off. If only I had remembered this fact before the scuffle with the crossbowman!
Victorious, I limped my way downstairs and confronted a lasher, plainly stating what I had done, and that I was asserting my claim over the land. This... did not go so well - he was clearly not impressed. Unlike the Noble and his derelict guard, the lasher was prepared, better armed, and better armored. True to the name, the lasher is quick to his duty, and delivers the coup de grāce without delay.
My last try at this was with a spear... and that went
much more smoothly. Next time, I'll go with a sword or hammer (haven't decided yet)
I'm liking this update and I've barely gotten started!
You silently slash The Crossbowman in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, but the attack is deflected by The Crossbowman's copper mail shirt!
You jump away from The flying bronze bolt!
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the head from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing the muscle through the bronze helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Ado Tokriespr , Crossbowman: This is a fight! I must press on!
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising it through the great horned owl leather coat!
The flying bronze bolt strikes You in the upper body, tearing the muscle and tearing the liver through the rope reed fiber dress!
The flying copper bolt strikes The Crossbowman in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the long llama wool skirt!
The Crossbowman looks sick!
Ado Tokriespr , Crossbowman: Gruesome wounds! I must not succumb to fear!
The flying bronze bolt misses You!
The flying bronze bolt misses You!
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the head from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing the muscle through the bronze helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
You silently strike The Crossbowman in the head from behind with the pommel of your large copper dagger, but the attack is deflected by The Crossbowman's bronze helm!
The flying copper bolt strikes The Crossbowman in the left upper arm, bruising the bone through the great horned owl leather coat!
The Crossbowman vomits.
The flying bronze bolt misses You!
You jump away from The flying bronze bolt!
The Crossbowman retches.
You silently grab The Crossbowman by the neck from behind with your right upper arm!
The flying bronze bolt misses You!
You take The Crossbowman down by the neck with Your right upper arm!
The Crossbowman stands up.
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the upper body from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the great horned owl leather coat!
The Crossbowman retches.
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the head from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing the muscle through the bronze helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Crossbowman gives in to pain.
The Crossbowman falls over.
You silently slash The Crossbowman in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, but the attack is deflected by The Crossbowman's copper mail shirt!
You silently stab The Crossbowman in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising it through the great horned owl leather coat!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm on The Crossbowman's neck.
You silently grab The Crossbowman by the throat from behind with your right lower arm!
You place a chokehold on The Crossbowman's throat with Your right lower arm!
You strangle The Crossbowman's throat!
You strangle The Crossbowman's throat!
You strangle The Crossbowman's throat!
You strangle The Crossbowman's throat!
Ado Tokriespr , Crossbowman has suffocated.
You silently stab The lord in the upper body from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing the muscle and bruising the right lung through the rope reed fiber robe!
The lord draws the silver boning knife with his Left hand.
You stab The lord in the lower body from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the rope reed fiber robe!
Pena Kafitinnah, lord: I must withdraw!
You slash The lord in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger and the injured part is cloven asunder!
The flying copper bolt strikes The lord in the upper body, tearing the muscle, bruising the left true ribs through the rope reed fiber robe!
Pena Kafitinnah, lord: Our time in The Infinite World is so brief... I must not succumb to fear!
The flying copper bolt strikes The lord in the upper body, tearing the muscle, bruising the right true ribs through the rope reed fiber robe!
The lord gives in to pain.
The lord falls over.
You slash The lord in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising it through the rope reed fiber robe!
You slash The lord in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, bruising it through the rope reed fiber robe!
You stab The lord in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing it through the rope reed fiber robe!
A major artery has been opened by the attack!
You stab The lord in the throat from behind with your large copper dagger, tearing it through the rope reed fiber robe!
A major artery has been opened by the attack!
Pena Kafitinnah, Pump Operator has bled to death.
You pick up the giant peregrine falcon nail crown with your left hand.
You: Not a half hour ago I slew Pena Pinechanneled.
The Lasher spits!
Gicast Ucesitsu, Lasher: That is terrible.
You: I'm in charge of Steamyfarm now. Make way for lady Upek Carnaldream and The Council of Smoke!
Gicast Ucesitsu, Lasher: This must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
You: It's for the best.
The Lasher spits!
Gicast Ucesitsu, Lasher: Murderer!
The Lasher blocks The flying copper bolt with the iron shield!
Gicast Ucesitsu, Lasher: Has the tide turned? I am not scared!
The Lasher attacks You but You jump away!
The Lasher lashes You in the right foot with his iron whip, bruising the skin through the sheep wool shoe!
The Lasher jumps away from The flying copper bolt!
The Lasher lashes You in the left lower leg with his iron whip, bruising the muscle through the long llama wool skirt!
The Lasher attacks You but You jump away!
The Lasher attacks You but You jump away!
The Lasher lashes You in the upper body with his iron whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the copper mail shirt!
You miss The Lasher!
The Lasher strikes at You but the shot is blocked with the copper buckler!
You miss The Lasher!
The Lasher blocks The flying copper bolt with the iron shield!
The Lasher lashes You in the right hand with his iron whip, bruising the skin!
The Lasher attacks You but You jump away!
The Lasher attacks You but You jump away!
The Lasher lashes You in the right upper arm with his iron whip, chipping the bone through the copper mail shirt!
You lose hold of the large copper dagger.
You lose hold of the bronze crossbow.
You give in to pain.
You fall over.
The Lasher lashes You in the head with his iron whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
You have been struck down.
Oh - and the name was randomly generated!
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Topic: Upek Carnaldream, would-be usurper (adventure, 0.40.10) (Read 1715 times)