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[Salsacookies]

THE GREY IS FIRST. SLAM SLAM SECOND.THIRD PLACE IS FOXY. NUNZILLA IS SLOW GO.

The grey fires his toy laser at Foxy, pew pew. The toy blows up in his hand, with a little smoke. You are now blinded and choking on smoke

SLAM JAM FINDS A HALF BOTTLE OF SPACEADE!!!. IT IS ICY FRESH, AND COOLS BURN INSTANTLY. READY TO SLAM MAN!

Foxy attempts to dodge the laser with a barrel roll, but then slips and falls face first, triggering laser eyes that hit a mirror and catches her hair on fire. HAIR ON FIRE, AND SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK.

NUNZILLA forgot to bring her bible. YOU DO NOTHING, HERETIC

[TamerVirus]

DO A RUNNING TACKLE ON NUNZILLA

[Nunzillor]

Dodge this fool, pray to The Lord for strength, and nun-chop him in half with a blessed strike!

[Lyeos]

Use burning hair on Slamicus!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Attack Foxy!

[Salsacookies]

LORD SLAMICUS JAMMING UP #1! NUN IS DODGY! THE GREY BEASTING THIRD! FOXY... Y SO TURTLE :{

Slamicus becomes a train that just can't stop, and Nunzilla dodges so hard the she throws herself into a pool... FULL OF SHARKS. Slamicus Rushes straight into a cotton candy elephant, so soft and fluffy. The Grey attacks Foxy so good... it causes her to stumble slightly while she chases Slamicus to get a lick of hair flame... which is now one big fireball on her noggin. Toasty