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Urist Mc Dwarf

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Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:12:34 pm »
You take an innocent action, and describe it so it sounds immorla or illegal. Use the one posted by the person above. I'll start.

Giving your friend a high five.
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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 04:18:57 pm »
Causing direct impact to a palm with a high velocity strike using the hand.
Making some tea.
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Yourmaster

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2014, 04:59:52 pm »
Wasting valuable liquid resources for a luxury drink.
 Standing on your driveway.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

Chiefwaffles

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2014, 06:13:38 pm »
Insurance fraud in progress.
Buying groceries.
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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

LuckyKobold

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2014, 06:15:16 pm »
Impolitely obtaining Food to Gluttonize.

Playing DF.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2014, 06:24:26 pm »
Using atrocity desensitization software.

Wearing a hat in public.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2014, 06:30:01 pm »
Indecent Head Coverage near children.

Eating a kitten.
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Illogical_Blox

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2014, 06:37:34 pm »
That's not innocent....

Playing Cataclysm DDA.
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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2014, 06:52:43 pm »
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse selfishly while everyone else gets eaten.

Making toast.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

Yourmaster

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2014, 08:00:04 pm »
Wasting heat for luxury consumption

Looking at somebody.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2014, 09:13:08 pm »
stalking
giving some of your semi-abundant wealth to charity.
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Yourmaster

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2014, 09:16:26 pm »
Supporting those who don't contribute to society.
Drinking water.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: Make an Innocent Action into a crime
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2014, 09:50:35 pm »
Consuming the homes of billions of aquatic life.

Walking.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.