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Meet Alpaca 1 and Human 1

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Little does Human 1 know, I modded the game to allow alpacas to wrestle. You see, during a discussion with a friend about frivolous dwarf fortress deaths, I joked that I might get strangled by alpacas in my next adventure. He pointed out to me that alpacas are unable to wrestle in the current game. After affirming this in the arena I set to work giving alpacas the ability to grasp things with their forelegs and therefore wrestle.

Naturally I put an alpaca and a human in the arena and took control of the alpaca to see how it got on with wrestling. You know, for mad !!!SCIENCE!!!

Here's a collection of the announcements.

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I may have gone too far.

Here is the visual of the aftermath.

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My fear is that alpacas will use their newfound wrestling prowess and taste for blood to take over the world.

[Orange Wizard]

That's pretty awesome, but compared to the atrocities other players have modded in, this one's small beans.