Dagon is actually, surprisingly excellent. Had so many low expectations of Lovecraft movies, it surprised me. Also has one of my top 10 cringe scenes in it too.
RE: Hemlock Grove. I'm watching this now. It.........I dunno. It's saying all the right things, just too fucking loudly. A lot of stuff gets tossed around in the first episode that is cut and dry, and the show moves very quickly. Like you know those meaningful scenes with no dialog that last maybe 20 seconds? This show does them in 5 seconds. It manages to mock Twilight while almost giving off the same mass-market vibe, too. Only watched the first episode so I'm going to give it a few more before I render judgment. If you can't watch it or have not yet and want a synopsis so far....
Gypsies. Werewolves. Other implied weird shit. I assume a lot of that is priming the audience so they can later upset expectations, but still. No series or film about the weird earns my contempt faster than the one that just launches straight into it, being explicit where subtle is more appropriate. There's little things here and there it does too that kind of annoy me in the context of a show like this. For example, character has a prophetic dream filled with weird imagery. Then later, a scene happens that's highly reminiscent, but not a carbon copy, of that dream. What does the director/producer decides needs to happen? Why, show the dream again right along side it, so any fucking muggle can make the fucking connection. Seriously, FU. The essence of the weird and the esoteric is that if you can't keep up, no one gives you fucking Cliff's Notes. Unless you're just peddling another quasi-fantasy piece and throwing a lot of deceptive imagery in there, because visual storytelling is a great substitute for an actual plot. /s
Also, Famke Janssen doing an atrocious, overly indulgent British accent. Goddamnit woman, quit hamming it up!
Also, it's yet another show wholly preoccupied with sex. Damnit, why do these shows always have to have people banging at least once an episode.
EDITSTORM
Jesus christ this show makes Carnivale look like a Bible study group in comparison. Put your genitals away for 5 fucking minutes, please!
Ok, turns out it is pretty decent. A little more TNT-esqe drama than I'd like, but the story has started picking up speed. I'd say it's worth a watch. Not amazing, but it's currently filling my weirdness needs.