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Author Topic: Pushover sparring partner  (Read 482 times)

Bartholomew The Pious

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Pushover sparring partner
« on: July 17, 2014, 03:32:06 pm »
See how much weapon training one can get if these dwarfs just use their weapons more often? What an opportunity to fake-knockout your spar buddy!

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Re: Pushover sparring partner
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 03:37:06 pm »
It's a known bug that training military dwarves will not use weapons, and instead favour their bare fists.
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Re: Pushover sparring partner
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 03:45:45 pm »
It's like the Hammer dwarf is giving the expedition leader a noogie...
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: Pushover sparring partner
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 03:47:56 pm »
coochie coochie coo
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Re: Pushover sparring partner
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 06:15:20 pm »
Live training is the way to go, drop war dogs on them and leave them locked in a 1x1 room until they start fighting.
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