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[Salsacookies]

Name: Scumpiper

Ye, dis be gut time to be me. Me luk for a reech goy, I killim and take his rags, and pretent to bi he!
    Translation: "Yes, this is a good time to be myself, if I might say so. I plan to search around to find a noble, subdue him using an improvised club, take his clothes and assume his identity. Make sure to finish the poor sod off."

You fail to find any nobles, and the guards see you, they beat you and thow you outside, with a death warning if you return.
Mud will scout the entrances to the ships and look for ways that a small force can enter without detection.  If there appear to be no such ways, he will at least note which entrances are more lightly guarded.

You are discovered, and thrown out, with a death warning on your head
I am Frederika Schnapps, sucked from a parallel timeline whilst trying to prevent a certain group from preventing the fire, I'm now stuck on this world with nothing but the clothes on my back, a dart gun, and a dapper bowler hat.

Creep up on the guards.
You creep up to the guards, and proceed to kill them, and escape without trouble, or at least, you imagined that, being trapped in your asylum, since the guards decided to leave without releasing any of you.

>Respawn as the lone Mexican on the planet.

>Open a Mexican restaurant selling chunky salsa. There should be plenty of vacant shops what with the end of the world approaching!

You open a restaurant, but no one is there to eat your things, since that is where a vault has broken open, and spewing flame.

@Nidilap
"Next." says a guard near a ship registration unit, signifying a vacancy, your vacancy, and you weren't allowed in the ship. You have no royal blood, and you just short of making the bribe. Hearing those words merely cemented the fact that you need in, NOW. But how?

Use stealth gained from years of being an urchin. An air duct before flight seems like a good idea.

Unfortunately, you find no air ducts.

[Nidilap]

sneak through Cargo Bay

[Nunzillor]

Organize a protest in front of the local government's offices.  Bring signs with amusing slogans and try to seem noble for the media.

[Playergamer]

Name: William Barkley

I quickly gather up all the funds I have, being a criminal mastermind with connections. It should easily be more then the needed bribe.

[SaberToothTiger]

I shall assemble some C4 from the products that people throw away.