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Author Topic: I am bored so minimalist RTD.  (Read 2952 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2014, 11:19:32 am »

Be unharmed by the fall or the impact with ground.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2014, 11:27:09 am »

BREW RULER OF GALAXYS BACON
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poketwo

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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2014, 12:50:48 pm »

USE GLORIOUS SPEECH TO GET THE PEOPLE TO WORK TOGETHER SO WE CAN REPAIR THE HELICOPTER AND REACH THE SOVIET CONSULATE TO ESCAPE THE CAPITALISTIC AMERICAN'S CIA.
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Sarrak

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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2014, 01:06:23 pm »

It's time to fly from this falling mess.
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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2014, 01:07:22 pm »

I am Flimsy Wizard. Steal helicopter using magic.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2014, 01:16:39 pm »

Go to the pilot, punch him in the face and steal his wallet!
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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2014, 04:40:13 pm »

I am Burrito Mage! I encase myself in a thick outer bean and cheese layer, covered in tortilla, with a tube for air.
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Re: I am bored so minimalist RTD.
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2014, 05:17:59 pm »

I am EVIL! and I really do have dark powers! I-I just need to charge a bit is all...

CHARGE UP POWERS FOR VERY POWERFUL DARK MAGIC STUFF TO BE USED AFTER THIS TURN! (Insert a DBZ reference)
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