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Author Topic: Roll to Mook: Mission 1  (Read 3378 times)

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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2014, 05:33:06 pm »

Find where he's laughing from and murder him.
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #46 on: June 20, 2014, 05:33:51 pm »

Find where he's laughing from and murder him.
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2014, 02:50:43 am »

Have other mooks, if any are still present, fix the bombard while I pose. Then fire once more!
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2014, 04:03:38 am »

Dig out, using power of desperation this time.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2014, 04:26:56 am »

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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2014, 07:33:32 pm »

THought someone hadn't posted. I was wrong. Turn will hit in the next 24 hours.
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2014, 09:09:23 am »

Looks like I lied about that 24 hours part.

Hunter and the other mooks attempt to fix the bombard. (6) They fix it and the bombard fires... straight into the head of one minion who had the brilliant idea to look down the barrel to see what was wrong.

Bogus and Leeroy follow the laughing to its source. (3) It appears to be coming from behind a door. Bogus and Leeroy try to open the door, but it appears locked. It also is made out of metal for some reason.

Ernst attempts to dig out. (3) He makes a little progress, ensuring that the debris is less likely to collapse on him, and is about halfway to the nearest exit.

In the distance, sirens can be heard approaching the house. They sound like they will arrive in (6) turns.

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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2014, 09:24:00 am »

"Hey! Artillery mook! We need you to take down this door, stat!"

Get out of the way and start destroying any evidence we were here.
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2014, 09:37:39 am »

Assist Leeroy in destroying evidence.
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2014, 12:15:49 pm »

Dig to exit. Keep an eye out for that crystal thing we're supposed to get. You never know..
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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2014, 07:33:44 pm »

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Re: Roll to Mook: Mission 1
« Reply #56 on: July 03, 2014, 07:52:49 pm »

Waiting on Harry Baldman.
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