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Ddynamo

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Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« on: July 06, 2014, 10:15:07 am »

DDynamo presents
Gratuitous zombie apocalypse

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  • Your name is Damien
  • You are in a shack
  • There are zombies outside
  • They want to kill and/or eat your brains
  • You have no weapons
  • What will Damien do?

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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2014, 10:29:15 am »

Sharpen fingernails to use as weapons.
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2014, 10:33:47 am »

Eat own brain, so that zombies can't
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2014, 10:59:57 am »

Sharpen fingernails to use as weapons.
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2014, 11:22:34 am »

Go to sleep and hope zombie ignore shack
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2014, 11:40:24 am »

Sharpen fingernails to use as weapons.
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  • Damien has the powers of Wolverine
  • Minus Regeneration
  • The zombies are preparing a Mardi Gras celebration around your cabin
  • They want inside
  • Five turns until Zombie Mardi Gras


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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2014, 11:53:47 am »

Disprove the existence of zombies by speaking in the language of the Old Ones.
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2014, 01:52:54 pm »

Use calendar to show zombies that it's actually Cinco De Mayo
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2014, 06:47:58 pm »

dig escape tunnel
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2014, 11:42:03 am »

dig escape tunnel

  • You dig a six foot hole
  • Time until escape completion - 6 turns
  • Five turns until Zombie Mardi Gras
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Re: Gratuitous zombie apocalypse (TSG Thing)
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2014, 12:25:54 pm »

Use calendar to show zombies that it's actually Cinco De Mayo
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