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Tawa

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The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« on: July 05, 2014, 11:04:24 pm »

This is completely not a ripoff of WOOTA



You are ___________, the ___________en Blademaster of the Doomblade Marsh. You wear the Armband of the Golden Fang upon your arm, signifying your ancestry. You are the lost heir of Maethor, the __________en King of Thelionaegir. Your kingdom fell to the Shadow long ago, and you seek revenge. You have traveled across continents, through useless old tunnels, over mountains, under seas, and through forests, all on your trusty horse Hellhammer, cutting through foes with your mighty sword Bonestabber. Your companions, the members of the Order of the White Dagger, have fallen, one at each of the cursed lands you've been to. You are now at the heart of the Shadow: Modfotsip, the Entirely Original Pits of Doom. Legend says this:

"Yo, bro."

But of Modfotsip, it says this:

"Anlkbnd lkab
snel laisn
bkld lasnblnzeln lskanbslen ls
ja b klasnbl
e easkl bla l a
nnb
se"

Which roughly translates to

"He who wears the shinetooth bracelet
Shall enter the death hole
And the Corrupted Forest Rider
Shall fight him from the pits."

Which probably has something to do with you walking up to Mogfotsip and jumping in to beat the crap out of the supposed dark wizard who lives at the bottom of the hole, Tawanchior or Tawricher or Erynrochil or Dave Ming-Cheng or Tawrkeer or something like that.

But first, your:

NAME
AGE
'n
RACE (selected of EXTREMELY CREATIVE HUMAN, ENTIRELY ORIGINAL ELF, or ALCOHOLIC BEARDED MIDGET WITH 356-POLAR DEPRESSION, otherwise known as FORTRESS DORF.)
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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2014, 11:14:29 pm »

Name: Dorf
Age: Dorf
Race: Dorf
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2014, 11:22:47 pm »

Name: Lyeos
Age: 19
Race: Human
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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2014, 11:32:17 pm »

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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2014, 11:34:54 pm »

Name: Dorf
Age: Dorf
Race: Dorf


In that case...

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Too many Dorfly Dorfs already.
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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2014, 11:37:20 pm »

I am going to pretend that neither of you actually -1'd in the first place.
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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2014, 03:38:43 am »

Name: Lyeos
Age: 19
Race: Human
+1.
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Re: The Forsaken Caverns of Annihilation (ISG)
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2014, 04:37:42 pm »

... Bump.

Bah, whatever. I don't want it named for a forumite, and dorfs are overdone.

Therefore, we have the mighty hero HAWKWING DEATHSTALKER FALCONRIDGE, the 31-YEAR-OLD EXTREMELY CREATIVE HUMAN.
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