I have managed to create a few parody song lyrics, I would love you opinion on them.
Give a necro some old hair,
Get taken to child care,
Kill your mate,
Be a mermaid and face your fate,
Dorf ways to die,
So many dorf ways to die,
Dorf ways to die-ie-ie,
So many dorf ways to die,
Get stabbed with a fork,
Do your own mechanical work,
Make your dorfs able to fly,
Try and punch a huge bronze guy,
Dorf ways to die,
So many dorf ways to die,
Dorf ways to die-ie-ie,
So many dorf ways to die,
Let the circus inside,
Try to get a minecart ride,
Drop a sock in a public space,
Use the floodgate as a hiding place,
Dorf ways to die,
So many dorf ways to die,
Dorf ways to die-ie-ie,
So many dorf ways to die,
Keep a dragon as a pet,
Get caught in a spider's net,
Mine out something bright blue,
I wonder, what does this cool sword do?
Dorf ways to die,
So many dorf ways to die,
Dorf ways to die-ie-ie,
So many dorf ways to die,
Stand on a lake when it's changing seasons,
Stir a Forgotten Beast for no good reason,
Stand on the edge of a raising bridge,
Sit in front of a speeding cart,
Make a hammer from candy,
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly,
The dorfiest ways to die,
The dorfiest ways to die,
The dorfiest ways to di-ie-ie-ie,
So many dorf,
So many dorf ways to die,
Be safe around dwarfs
A message from Bay12Games
Narrator: It's too late, they're already here.
(Screen rolls over engraved ASCII wall with drums beating and chanting in the background)
N: Their defeat was merely a delay.
N: Until the time after the Endgame opened.
N: The devlogs told of their return.
(Still scrolling and chanting)
N: When the dwarfs of Reignstake would spill their own blood.
N: No one wanted to believe, believe they even existed.
(Scrolling, chants getting higher)
N: And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in miasma!
N: But there is one they fear.
(Scrolling, approaching singing)
N: In their tongue he is Âsax, Masterjails!
(Zoom in on Âsax, running through a cave being chased by a Forgotten Beast made of ash)
(Music becomes orchestral, forgotten beast spits purple glob, gets deflected by Âsax's shield)
Âsax: (Angry chirping noise x 3)
(Choir starts singing)
Choir: He's Âsax, swallowman, such a good old fellow, he will fight, evil beasts at the age of thirteen!
(Screen starts scrolling over terrain rendered in ASCII)
Choir: He will defend the dwarfs of the last dorf outpost
(Two friends stare at a computer screen in a dark room)
Friend 1: Never gets old, eh?
Friend 2: Nope.
Friend 1: Kinda makes you wanna...
Friend 2: Break into song?
Friend 1: Yup.
Singer:
I love collapses,
I love this Giant Sponge,
I love the circus,
I love this mermaid's guts,
I love Dwarf Fortress,
And all it's crazy dorfs,
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
I love your burning,
I love a wagon thrall,
I love Forgotten beasts,
I love Boatmurdered's fall.
I love Dwarf Fortress,
And all it's boogiemen.
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
I love this dragon,
I love my magma,
I love wierd artifacts,
I love this spider,
I love Dwarf Fortress,
This game is pretty cool!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
Boom de yada!
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