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Nyxalinth

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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2014, 08:54:56 pm »
Where do they go?

To IKea of course!

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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2014, 09:49:14 pm »
Quote from: Nyxalinth on May 20, 2014, 08:54:56 pm
Where do they go?

To IKea of course!

(runs away)
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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2014, 09:53:24 pm »
Quote from: Nyxalinth on May 20, 2014, 08:54:56 pm
Where do they go?

To IKea of course!

(runs away)
As awful as that was, it would explain why there's always a few bits missing.

In reality Kea's are omnivorous mountain parrots from New Zealand that are prone to examining, stealing, or destroying anything they can get their claws and hooked beaks on, safe in the knowledge that they enjoy immunity from reprisal due to an endangered species status.

With that in mind they probably hang out on Mount Doom with all the props they stole from LOTR.
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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2014, 10:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Victor6 on May 20, 2014, 09:53:24 pm
Quote from: Nyxalinth on May 20, 2014, 08:54:56 pm
Where do they go?

To IKea of course!

(runs away)
As awful as that was, it would explain why there's always a few bits missing.

In reality Kea's are omnivorous mountain parrots from New Zealand that are prone to examining, stealing, or destroying anything they can get their claws and hooked beaks on, safe in the knowledge that they enjoy immunity from reprisal due to an endangered species status.

With that in mind they probably hang out on Mount Doom with all the props they stole from LOTR.
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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2014, 05:05:45 am »
I get a warm feeling inside when my archers take Keas down!!
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Re: Where do the keas go?
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2014, 12:29:51 pm »
The furniture sold at Ikea was stolen my keas.
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