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Bloodbank (Europe)

3 (21.4%)

NotASecretBase (Scandinavian Peninsula)

2 (14.3%)

Wrong Neighborhood (America <South America since one already exists in North America)

1 (7.1%)

- (Somewhere in Asia)

1 (7.1%)

- (Somewhere in Austrailia)

0 (0%)

- (Somewhere in Africa)

1 (7.1%)

- (North Pole)

1 (7.1%)

- (South Pole)

0 (0%)

No new base

0 (0%)

Sectoids Rule!

5 (35.7%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[GiglameshDespair]

Maybe try a different image host? Imgur or something.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Day, February 1, 1999

: "So, what's the verdict?"
: "Bloodbank, at an unspecified location in Europe."



: "Drop it in southern Italy.  The radar installation can cover most of Europe, and we can also grab Egypt as well."




Night, February 1, 1999

Radar Operator: "UFO coming from the south."
: "Dispatch a interceptor."
: "Yes, sir."



Interceptor-1: "Target in sight."
: "Fire at will."





Interceptor-1: "Target neutralized.  Crash in northern Texas."
: "Return to base, Interceptor-1.  Skyranger will be out shortly."


Operation Cowboy Talons



Maxclone III: "Time for a little search and destroy, boys.  Get the flares and smoke out there!"



Maxclone III: "Smoke's rising.  Redeploy in it.  Look alive, they could be anywhere."



: "Sir, if any aren't in that barn, it would make a good vantage point and area of operations."
Maxclone III: "Thanks for volunteering.  Go clear it out with the Beast.  Bionic, go around the barn between it and the hedgerows.  HX, your commanding them."
: "(Fuck.) Yes, sir."
*incomprehensible groans*
: "Yes, sir."
: Affirmative.



Maxclone III: "Everyone else, move up.  Elec man, Ugg, G. Kaos, Mrs. Silver, you four head east.  Check our flank.  Vindaloo, toss a smoke at the front of the 'ranger.  Yossarian, head to the Orchard.
All: "Yes, sir!"





Yossarian: "Plasma in the second barn!"
Maxclone III: "Keep an eye out for the shooter."



: "Ship spotted to the Southwest."
Maxclone III: "Look alive for guards."



Mrs. Silver: "Want us to abort and head there?"
Maxclone: "Yes, but head primarily south so we can flank 'em."



Yossarian: "Advancing forwa-RCH-"
: "I see contact!  Yossarian is down!"



: "..."



: "Vind' tried firing and it's not going down!"
Maxclone III: "Can you get off a shot?"
: "I can try!"





: "It hit!  It's down!"
Maxclone III: Silver, Ugg, Kaos, Elec, head over to the contact point.  Where there's one, there's more."
Four: "Yes, sir!"





: "I see another!  Damnit, my shot missed!"



: Firing.  Target missed.
Maxclone III: "See if they got the rapid fire I requested installed."
: It is an option.
Maxclone III: "Use it."





: Bangarang.
Maxclone III: "(Oh for fuck's sake).  Alright, let's see if there are any more and clean out that ship!"


: "So how did the mission go?"
Maxclone III: "2 to 1 loss ratio."
: "Us?"
Maxclone III: "Them."



: "Excellent, Captain."
Maxclone III: "Thank you, si-.  Thank you for the promotion, sir, though HX did lead the squad that killed off both of the aliens."
: "Then you can tell him he is now a sergeant, Captain."
Maxclone III: "Of course, sir."



: "We're going to pay for this big time, aren't we."
: "Without a doubt."


Whoo!  Most successful mission yet!  We are so going to be screwed over next time!

[MaximumZero]

Aw, yes. Captain Maxclone is here to take names and kick ass. And blow stuff up. And assign latrine duty.

[RAM]

As poetic as it would be to assign hot curry to clean the latrines, I advise against it...

[Mephansteras]

Good mission!

(Man, I really need to update my Xcom LP...)

[Darkening Kaos]

   WHA.....?   Hang on!  There's been a combat and a Kaos has NOT died?

   What sort of crazy shit happened for this to transpire?