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Year 7



So, I begin my turn with a dwarf asking for 1 of EVERYTHING... So he goes bananas..

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Then gets squashed.

Later, while in search of more adamantine, two dwarfs break into bananas, which I quickly sealed off.
But not until after losing one.

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-Above- Image of dwarf running from bananas

after the banana spill WE BROKE INTO THE CIRCUS!

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Now that would be bananas.

Whats this a BANANA MOOD?

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*mono tone* yay legendary stone mechanisms..

well these events are interesting but th... BANANA

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A TITAN!





Composed of snow?

The titan has finally inched its way to our walls, I have stationed all of our (one) crossbow squads on the wall, along with our soldiers just inside the gate behind the traps, I have sounded the alarms but whats this?..

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SOMEONE GET OUT THERE!

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Oh my god our poor banana!





Well that was quick.. everyone is fine.. but.. sparky 
Here is the path he traveled without even making it to the gates

It has been a while without a noise, elfs came and left, humans just got here to trade.. but whats that on the horizon

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Maybe it wasn't the titan who was weak..? We have all the preparations in place, even trader escorts are there to help.. but

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Looks like we dont need it the archers have rained mercilessly, only 4 or 5 are left..

Screw it send out our soldiers they need the banana..

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Only one goblin resisted the Annihilation, with one counter-strike, but alas he missed

It is now winter, how fast has the time gone by.. well the dwarfs arrived, must have heard how strong our forces are, they offered a banana

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I suggested Deler Banana, he seemed most fit for the job..

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AMBUSH!, grab your bananas and help our poor weaver!

Well after a few months in recovery he should be well, its good he was ambushed just by our walls, with aid right behind him.


And with an ambush I bid farewell to this fort, I hope to return in a few years to see how it is doing, but first a recap of my bananas.


Banana, banana, banana






I believe I have slain the forgotten beast in the dungeon.. I posted some archers behind fortifications and he is nowhere to be seen.

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I have engraved bananas to memorialize those who were lost before I came, and have put them in a area than can be dug out if bananas are needed..

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Now last but not least my banana that I worked constantly on.. but didn't finish..

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I made some major improvements to the entrance


(not in any particular order)
1. Added a second archer squad, improved bolt production and added an archery range.
2. Ammunition storage.
4. whoops put it a little low, it should be on the designated space above the path, but its area designated for leavers to the...
7,8. the new entrance
3. Is new training area for defending the new entrance
7. Retractable bridges to drop invaders into the pit, ending with a drawbridge.
8. the pits.
5. New weapons and armor storage, close to where it will be needed. (Defiantly not to big!)
6. Wood and refuse storage.
9. I removed the ramps from the nearby area, there is only one way in (see 10) makes archers more effective and..
10. the narrow choke point can give a little sooner notice on invaders, if someone moves the dog where i have the arrow pointing.


-Note- none of the new bridges have leavers to them, I only touched one banana my whole year and it was to the lava in the basement.

More details on the new banana..

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The upper area has a overlook complete with bananas for archers, along with a secondary archery range, and a path to the walls outside.

the pit.

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Almost done just needs a little more smoothing, banana, engraving, and mining... also blue circle is pillar to the path into the fort(DO NOT MINE) and the red is area designated for archers to be posted, so if needed you can kill off the pits bananas.

And the banana

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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8524

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Banana

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As the First Banana (the person who started banana shenanigans, not the person who created the experiment), I am pleased that this is still going. I thought it had died.

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Seriously? Still dead?

If I take a turn, I'm renaming everyone to different banana varieties.

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Seriously? Still dead?

If I take a turn, I'm renaming everyone to different banana varieties.

Please do.

make it epic.

















banana