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Author Topic: Need a broker here!  (Read 1370 times)

PkGamer

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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2013, 02:32:16 pm »
I gather the materials I need.The biggest emeralds I can find , a couple platinum bars and begin working.
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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2013, 08:58:28 pm »
For crafting into a helmet!
Urist Mcbroker hits the metalsmith in the neck with his clipboard, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
He then waits around for a while to let the fluffy wamblers strip the skull of flesh, then removes the jaw and bottom of the skull, and forges some metal spikes and sticks them on.
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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2013, 09:11:06 pm »
A passing fortress guard sees what he's done, and hauls him off to the dungeons on z -215.
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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2013, 08:44:11 am »
A titan is spotted outside and the militia go and deal with it.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2013, 01:18:24 pm »
A kobold snuck in at the same time and stole a snazzy sock, making the fortress guard drop the broker and run after it!
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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2013, 02:08:21 pm »
The broker is on his way ton the trading depot.On his way he meets the titan who has now killed half the militia.
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Re: Need a broker here!
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2013, 03:59:05 pm »
The broker dashes forward past the titan and enters the booze stockpile.
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