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Author Topic: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!  (Read 976 times)

Nite/m4re

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YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« on: October 30, 2007, 11:40:00 am »
Really funny, I was testing the features, when my dwarves got thirsty... so they gone to the ONLY water source on the map, and... there was ELEPHANTS taking a swim!!! Guess the ending... One of them got kicked in the river and exploded into dozens of dwarf chunks, and his blood ran all over the river!   :D
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Dwarmin

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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 12:35:00 pm »
They knew you had to drink sometime....
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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 12:38:00 pm »
Elephants are nature's submersible. It's no coincidence that their trunk resembles a periscope.
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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 02:12:00 pm »
Fact: Elephants indeed did sink the Lusitania.
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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 02:13:00 pm »
Wow. Elephants are just as deadly as there were in .23.
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Beware. Not of the E, or of the U, or even of the &, @, and b. Beware the #.<BR>(Translation:) Beware. Not of the elephants, or of the unicorns, or even the demons, carp, and badgers. Beware the husks, for they are relentless, corrupting, and unstoppable. Only the might of hell itself can even keep it in check; and only for a small period of time. If one sees such a being; run away, unless you like the idea of joining their ranks.

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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 02:40:00 pm »
Yeah, except now you can tunnel under that watering hole, and drain all their water into your own underground cistern.    :D
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Re: YAY killed my first fortress after 1 minute!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 02:47:00 pm »
And then collapse the floor of the pool and have them fall to their deaths on the rocks below.  Elephant burgers for all!
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