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poketwo

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Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« on: November 11, 2013, 05:20:28 pm »

You are an person who has gotten itself a time portal, invented by someone, it uses alternate dimensions to travel back in time. The control device tracks down alternate dimensions younger and older than this dimension. It was used first by a mafia to go back to 1812, but what will you do???
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2013, 05:24:52 pm »

go forward in time and get a laser rifle and a mech suit, then go back to when the mafia went and take. Them. Down.
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2013, 08:39:13 pm »

Travel back in time to Germany in the early twentieth century. Kill a man who is arguably the worst dictator of all time: Kaiser Wilhelm.

While I'm back there, make sure that the leader of Germany during WWII is an idiot. Maybe someone who flunked the entrance exam to art school a couple times.
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2013, 08:43:09 pm »

Ahhh! I see your small point out to the fact that hitler flunked art school, at least I think so.

My memory isn't very good.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 08:04:44 am »

He didn't flunk out.

He failed the entrance exam. Twice.

Why do people think he was an evil genius, again?
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 03:46:32 pm »

Mm, well he just wasn't good with imagination anyway, still doesn't change the fact he still was a psychopath really.

Still would have led to some interesting artwork.
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2013, 03:50:59 pm »

Being evil doesn't make you an evil genius, you need to be a genius as well.
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2013, 03:52:28 pm »

Travel back in time to Germany in the early twentieth century. Kill a man who is arguably the worst dictator of all time: Kaiser Wilhelm.

While I'm back there, make sure that the leader of Germany during WWII is an idiot. Maybe someone who flunked the entrance exam to art school a couple times.

INSERT BIONICALLY AUGMENTED TESLA INTO GERMAN POLITICAL SYSTEM

this is just shameless
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 03:27:34 pm »

go forward in time and get a laser rifle and a mech suit, then go back to when the mafia went and take. Them. Down.
roll: 1
you are sent to the Precambrian extinction, results are predictable
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Travel back in time to Germany in the early twentieth century. Kill a man who is arguably the worst dictator of all time: Kaiser Wilhelm.

While I'm back there, make sure that the leader of Germany during WWII is an idiot. Maybe someone who flunked the entrance exam to art school a couple times.
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you fail to kill him, and instead Hitler is now still an army officer
Travel back in time to Germany in the early twentieth century. Kill a man who is arguably the worst dictator of all time: Kaiser Wilhelm.

While I'm back there, make sure that the leader of Germany during WWII is an idiot. Maybe someone who flunked the entrance exam to art school a couple times.

INSERT BIONICALLY AUGMENTED TESLA INTO GERMAN POLITICAL SYSTEM

this is just shameless
roll: 5
instead, Cyborg tesla takes control of the Nazis and makes them electric versions, he then goes to another universe after taking over the world as the 3rd riche, and creates the  THE ELECTRIC NAZI EMPIRE OF FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED. and after a little while, he attacks a small town under the service of the goddess Savrtia. 
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Re: Roll to timetravel with portals!!!! A mimimalist RTD
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 05:54:47 pm »

Smack Slowpoke.
"Dammit, you made the problem worse! Here I am, trying to make sure World War Two ends before 1950, and you go making sure that Germany wins!"

Destroy Cyborg Nikolai Tesla before he comes into power.
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