"Befits? Well, I won't bore you with health care, but that's actually part of it. Great dental. But you get more than enough blood donated to live on and empower yourself. Occasional hunting permits, where you can use your powers on mortals and drain them to the limit of our healers, provided you take them to a Bureau-approved location for such purposes. Otherwise, you're required to get consent before using powers, not kill, and get tested for AIDS every month. And what we do? Well... you know what laws exist about not killing people, not coercing them, don't steal, etc, etc. Well, some of us folks are better at it than others because some of us ain't human - vanilla human, anyway. We're sort of like the FBI and SWAT team, but for the supernatural."
Another exchanged glance.
"I'm a senior agent, weapons and tactics rated. Ruth is a special agent and isn't rated, but it doesn't matter for her. Both of us are in Investigations. She explains things to the nice police who want an answer like "large man on PCP in a costume with a sledgehammer" instead of "rampaging goat demon" and "foiled attempt by terrorists to unleash biological weapons" as opposed to "a Napoleon-era necromancer tried to unleash one of the Four Horsemen.""
Ruth continues.
"You'd work under and with us. We're officially unattached, which is to say: we do as we please and report back to the office every few weeks or whenever we need something. And we're on vacation from just having- done something and happen to be free. Perhaps you'd like to investigate your boss?"
She hands you a business card.
"Two days, starting now. Have a nice trip."
"Ayup. Nice trip. And third question - although you're neutral, I ask if you will serve the forces of Good, in the exact manner that a priest would ask someone to take that leap of faith. Since you're going to ask why, I'd point out to you that you are currently weak to a water balloon filled with holy water and don't dare show your face to the sun. And why should you? Well, are you a good person, whatever personal faith you may have?"