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Moogie

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Sponge Combat
« on: November 16, 2013, 03:29:13 pm »


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Quote from: Azated on June 25, 2013, 06:55:04 pm
I once shot a bear in the eye with a bow on the first shot, cut it up, found another one, and shot it in the eye too. The collective pile of meat weighed more than my house.

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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2013, 04:07:05 pm »
it's a giant sponge. MAKE IT BIGGER
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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2013, 07:26:32 pm »
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Quote from: Azated on June 25, 2013, 06:55:04 pm
I once shot a bear in the eye with a bow on the first shot, cut it up, found another one, and shot it in the eye too. The collective pile of meat weighed more than my house.

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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2013, 07:32:59 pm »
Giant sponges: powerful and nigh invincible, even the might of a dead badger cannot best it!
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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2013, 09:11:58 pm »
This makes me very happy. 
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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2013, 10:18:39 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on November 16, 2013, 07:32:59 pm
Giant sponges: powerful and nigh invincible, even the might of a dead badger cannot best it!

My fort has had an army of ten badgers, a barn owl and a wombat (all undead) locked in an endless combat with this sponge for over a year now. Just one lonely sponge on the riverbank. My combat logs are an endless stream of "latches onto the Giant Sponge's body and shakes it around"

It spends 99% of the time unconscious and exhausted because its only bodypart, "body" is completely ruined. But it occasionally wakes up and managed to do something. When I saw it push a badger's leg off, the image was just too funny to keep to myself. :)

I rarely notice other important announcements, because all I ever see scrolling at the bottom of the screen is "The badger boar corpse is enraged!"
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Quote from: Azated on June 25, 2013, 06:55:04 pm
I once shot a bear in the eye with a bow on the first shot, cut it up, found another one, and shot it in the eye too. The collective pile of meat weighed more than my house.

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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2013, 10:25:12 pm »
This.  This is more win than... Words fail me.  This is my new favorite thing.
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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2013, 09:32:43 am »
This.  I love it.

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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 09:46:07 am »
I'm not, but I might look into it. I used to offer to draw people's artifacts a few years ago, but I'm better less bad at creatures than furniture. xD
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Quote from: Azated on June 25, 2013, 06:55:04 pm
I once shot a bear in the eye with a bow on the first shot, cut it up, found another one, and shot it in the eye too. The collective pile of meat weighed more than my house.

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Re: Sponge Combat
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 09:55:44 am »
The art is not bad at all really. :)
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