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Author Topic: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)  (Read 3621 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2013, 02:25:10 pm »

These tentacles are quite frustrating.

Eliminate them! Quickly!
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2013, 02:35:33 pm »

Enter Hole

(and yes I was playing my weakness)
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2013, 03:49:15 pm »

Name: Lennard Horn
Description: Tall long-haired man in jeans and t-shirt
Perk: Lanky
Flaw: Lanky (if that doesn't work, Tall)
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... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2013, 06:05:15 pm »

"The wise man knows, nothing can resist the groove."

Groove around the eye until he either dies or becomes an ally
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2013, 09:08:06 pm »

"Well that's certainly odd. I think I'd better look at the rest of the room before dealing with that."

Go inspect another hole, carefully, see if it enlarges when I approach too.
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2013, 10:45:01 pm »

Name: Cutlass McSpacey
Description: Looks like a stereotypical ye old pirate, except that it is actually powered armor for being a SPAAACE PIRATE!
Perk: Swashbuckling
Flaw: Greedy
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2013, 07:57:31 am »

These tentacles are quite frustrating.

Eliminate them! Quickly!

(3 [You'll have to try harder than that for a weakness bonus.]) Huang stands amidst the tentacles, barely holding them at bay. One passes directly past his cheek, narrowly missing his eye.

"The wise man knows, nothing can resist the groove."

Groove around the eye until he either dies or becomes an ally
(2+1) The eye, meanwhile, blinks at Roland. Who appears to be attempting to twerk. The eye swiftly turns away. On the plus side, the twerking is also keeping the tentacles away.

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"Well that's certainly odd. I think I'd better look at the rest of the room before dealing with that."

Go inspect another hole, carefully, see if it enlarges when I approach too.
Basil investigates another hole, but nothing happens. Meanwhile, Steven walks through the enlarged hole.

Enter Hole

(and yes I was playing my weakness)

 The hole becomes a tunnel, and the tunnel widens into a chamber. (5) A crowned bear is enthroned in the middle of the room, completely alone apart from you.

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Name:Del Finsin
Description: A man wearing a red boilersuit and hazmat headgear
Perk: Luminous
Flaw: Radioctive
EXTRA PERK: Acoustic (What? Can't a nuclear engineer be musical too?)
EXTRA FLAW: High (What? It's rock n' roll culture man.)

Name: Lennard Horn
Description: Tall long-haired man in jeans and t-shirt
Perk: Lanky
Flaw: Lanky
EXTRA PERK/FLAW: Jumpy (Who knows. maybe it'll save your life.)

In perfect harmony, two new players emerge from the void. the first glows ominously, and is dressed in full hazmat gear. The only sign of life under the surface is the movement and a faint green smoke clouding the visor. A guitar is slung over their back. the second figure glances around nervously as he ducks his head through the portal. The surroundings begin to shimmer in a familiar way.
 'Welcome to the BLUE FASCINATED JUDICIOUS ROOM! This is odd. Ah well, enjoy your stay!'
 A Smurf appears in the room, which is otherwise plain.
 'Tell me, what's so interesting about yourselves that you would be worth my helping?'

 
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2013, 08:00:21 am »

No, seriously. This is taking too much time. Grab tentacle, pull it out of its socket and utilize it as a weapon!
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2013, 10:16:52 am »

Talk to the bear. Ask her (since she's wearing jewelry) where am I and how to get out.
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2013, 10:50:56 am »

"Well, uhh..." Lennard quickly looks around before continuing, "We're here, aren't we? Wherever here is. Doesn't that make us interesting by its self?"

Examine room in more detail while speaking with the ...smurf.
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... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: Ludicrous Simplistic Adventurous Adventure! (Adjectives of the RNG)
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2013, 10:52:11 pm »

"I guess I'd better stick with...whoever that is. He seems...not hostile. Also since I haven't heard him scream in agony I guess the weird tunnel is safe'ish."

Follow Persus's guy into the tunnel. Introduce myself to anyone in it or in the next room.


"Errr...Hullo, I'm Basil."
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