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[Elodie Hiras]

Hello!

I just wanted to make a suggestion: giving LCS players the ability to go cause trouble at a site and throw cream pies at conservatives. It would carry a minor charge (I don't know the legal term for it, but I think a cream pie is less severe than an machine gun), and have some effect on public opinion, and some funny lines about how for example, "Death Squad Officer retreats after being ridiculed in public" after being hit enough times, or something like that.

What do you think of that?

[KA101]

That's technically an Assault.  Since it's not clear (until after the fact) that the cream pie is in fact cream, could also qualify as Armed Assault.  Maybe even Terrorism depending on the laws.

[Neonivek]

That's technically an Assault.  Since it's not clear (until after the fact) that the cream pie is in fact cream, could also qualify as Armed Assault.  Maybe even Terrorism depending on the laws.

Well I guess it depends if it is a Liberal pie or a Conservative Pie.

Conservative pie is clearly apple. Which burn Liberals on contact because they cannot handle AMERICA!

[Cheedows]

We need a pie factory. With conservatives throwing liberals into CONSERVATIVE pie batter, instantly automatizing them.

[Neonivek]

We need a pie factory. With conservatives throwing liberals into CONSERVATIVE pie batter, instantly automatizing them.

So... Liberal Crime Squad was a precursor to the Sonic Tv show?

[Jboy2000000]

What would a liberal pie be? Cherry? Key lime? Meat? Human?

[Soadreqm]

Pot.

[EuchreJack]

Obviously, there should be a small chance of decapitation with the pie tins.

[Liberal Elitist]

Obviously, there should be a small chance of decapitation with the pie tins.

That is an AWESOME idea that I fully endorse, on the grounds that it would be hilarious to throw a pie in someone's face in the game and accidentally decapitate them.

[Cheedows]

In general I think pies need to be implemented under the throwing skills.