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[Redzephyr01]

What's the weirdest and/or silliest monster you've ever heard of?

The weirdest monster I've heard of is the toenail golem from Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.

[nenjin]

I think you can pretty much say "Dungeons of Dredmor" and leave it at that.

Although that does remind of the bizarre floating Fruit Totems from Secret of Mana, that inexplicably made zombies.

[LordBucket]

What's the weirdest and/or silliest monster you've ever heard of?

The heart monster from old Bugs Bunny cartoons.



Because apparently bright red furry hearts are...scary?

[penguinofhonor]

Hey, I'm not giving out my secret silly monsters unless you tell me what the prize for this contest is.

[Neonivek]

Pretty much any monster from Earthbound.

Exploding Trees, Walking Nooses, Mailmen.

[Redzephyr01]

Wait, I just remembered something. Literally every single monster in Eastern Mind and it's sequel, Chu-Teng.

[Lectorog]

Takofuusen
Definitely more weird than silly for most people.

[Xantalos]

Composite Man from Spacebattles.

[Muz]

Pink Men are one of the stranger dungeon inhabitants you’ll find. They resemble grotesque and swollen human beings, with raw pink skin, indistinct and simple features, and rolling white eyes without a hint of humanity.

Unlike regular folk, Pink Men are born out of a pool of slimy undifferentiated tissue. The pools are constantly hungry for new genetic material, and the Pink Men, as well as searching for food, are always looking for new victims to toss into the pool to be reborn as Pink Men. Pink Men prefer to remain underground, making raids to secure new tribe members only rarely, and under cover of darkness.

Any living thing thrown into the pool will change, over the course of hours, into another Pink Man. Small animals make small Pink Men, and large animals make large Pink Men. Pink Men prefer human victims though, to preserve their human features. Too many animal victims and the pool begins to produce Pink Men with animalistic features.

So think something like the DF bogeymen, except that instead of trying to kill you, they're always trying to drag you into their pool where they can turn you into one of their own.

(just a note, if anyone wants to search for the source, it's highly NSFW, but the other creatures are weirder and way creepier)

[itisnotlogical]

Man Made Of Bees from Kingdom of Loathing. I haven't ever played it, but I know it has to be awesome.

[Lectorog]

(just a note, if anyone wants to search for the source, it's highly NSFW, but the other creatures are weirder and way creepier)

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Source seems to be a project called "dungeonfuckers", linked because it's safer than doing a google search for that term.

[SHAD0Wdump]

So uh... I had a dream today that I thought I'd share and this seemed the best place to share it at the time...

 My dream had what I call 'Pepto Bismol Boos'. I may be disqualified at will for the 'monster' not being a part of actual social media.

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 According to dream science, Pepto Bismol + microscopic boos(Yes, from the mario series) creates the most deadly pathogen in the world.

 Relish is somehow involved, I think the acid helped promote growth.

 Since the pathogen was sentient, it would often fly in groups, groups large enough to be seen visually would appear as flying potatos, which would directly target people. Oral entrance was not necessary.


 I was responsible for cultivating this multiple times within the same dream and had to save the world from my own creation. Why I chose to make it several times? For science I guess?