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[Urist Mcfortwrecker]

...start a forum game about the stupidity of dwarves

[TruePikachu]

If this were a forum game, this would be off-topic in this forum. However, it is on-topic, so it is not a forum game.
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[Urist MacNoob]

Dig a channel on the spot that he is standing on, ruining my attempt to break into the aquifer in a temperate biome.

How unfortunate it was that he was crushed when the aquifer-piercer MK4 hunk of dirt fell into the hole he had dropped himself into.

[squidgen]

... Shot an animal he was hunting in every place that WON'T kill it.

[Swonnrr]

... mine a cavern wall while perfectly knowing there's a FB on the other side.
... just keep mining the FB and dig that corridor anyway.

[malroth]

.....  Sentence the master craftsman to a hammering because the broker sold a rock salt mug to the caravan
.....  Be a fishery worker moving into a fortress balanced on top of a single support column over a sea of lava that has no fish.

[_Ivan_]

... walk to within five paces of the trade depot and spin around to go get a drink. Then keep drinking until the caravan leaves.

[Rokh]

... cancel planting plump helmets spawn although he's LITERALLY swimming in plump helmet spawn
... start their break when you need something off him, although he's been jobless for 5 years

[Aviator CJ]

... try to crash-tackle a zombie that is in 7/7 magma. And still not kill the damned thing.

[mate888]

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Hang on a sec... I know that's a text! Yay! I'm a dwarf!

...Go swimming on a river to cross it and falling trough a 8-Z level waterfall, RIGTH AFTER building a bridge across it.
...Have 10 sons, and 1 daugther, and name them all Urtist but the girl, that's called Likot, like her like 20 cousins...