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BFEL

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You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« on: August 29, 2013, 11:59:12 am »

What douchebaggery shall you partake in?
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2013, 11:59:39 am »

Killing ourselves so we can go be a douche to succubi.

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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2013, 12:12:33 pm »

> Eat foot
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2013, 12:14:07 pm »

Learn theoretical physics.

Determine that douchiness has a slight weight.

Calculate that your douchiness should have an effect on local gravity.

Smirk.
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2013, 12:23:18 pm »

Go on the internet and make posts confusing there, their and they're. Also, randomly change tense.
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2013, 01:34:49 pm »

Killing ourselves so we can go be a douche to succubi.
and claim our place as the rightful rulers of hell
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2013, 05:52:24 pm »

Buy Snapback.

Claim to listen to biggest rock bands of the time. Get mad at anyone who claims to like them more than you.

Blast said bands from your car radios, windows rolled down.

End every sentence with, "Yo momma'."
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2013, 06:07:02 pm »

GAH I SEE NO +1s !!!

Guess I'll just go with the one closest to being generally supported

Killing ourselves so we can go be a douche to succubi.
You kill yourself, then you become the biggest douchebag in the afterlife. What now?
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2013, 06:09:38 pm »

Use our douchebaggery to attract imp slaves to do our bidding.

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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2013, 12:31:19 am »

Buy a cheap boombox with an alarm. Record the sound of the Ice machine. Setup boombox to play every morning at maximum volume at 3 AM. Go halfway up the hallway in a random afterlife apartment complex(Where everyone lives because real estate is expensive in the afterlife). Break open a hole in the wall. Place boombox. Seal up hole in wall with kit from Afterlowes.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2013, 12:36:29 am by Saswift »
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2013, 08:13:35 am »

Learn theoretical physics.

Determine that douchiness has a slight weight.

Calculate that your douchiness should have an effect on local gravity.

Smirk.
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Re: You are the Worlds Biggest Douchebag (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2013, 08:19:09 am »

Buy Snapback.

Claim to listen to biggest rock bands of the time. Get mad at anyone who claims to like them more than you.

Blast said bands from your car radios, windows rolled down.

End every sentence with, "Yo momma'."

Replicate yourself so that everyone in spacetime has this experience.
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