Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon  (Read 1316 times)

Daunted

  • Escaped Lunatic
  • Yellowbelly the Shame of Pens
    • View Profile
Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« on: July 14, 2013, 11:01:01 pm »

Okay. So I'm not really much of a forum person, but I just had to make an account and share this story.

Recently I've been trying to mod more diverse creatures into Dwarf Fortress--dragons, monsters, sprite civs, etc. After finishing up with a couple of changes, I made a test world to see how they worked. On a whim, I checked the Legends section. Of course, I didn't expect to find anything too exciting, but then I saw this:



Zombie red dragon? I say to myself. That's got to be interesting. So I checked it out.


Apparently this dragon--Fone Glowingflickered was his name--was reanimated at the beginning of time by unknown forces. He settled in a cave out in the Murk of Songs, but that wasn't enough for him. Despite being dead and rotting, he somehow managed to convince the local human kingdom that he was their god of lust and wealth.


He then ousted their vampiric lawgiver and took the position for himself. Fone led his newfound kingdom to wealth and glory against the local goblin tribes, and it wasn't long before the Nation of Growls occupied a healthy portion of the northern continent. He always led the charges himself, presumably thundering ahead of his mortal armies to tear his way through the enemy. With him as their leader, the Nation of Growls became unstoppable.

Enter demon.

See, Fone wasn't the only unusual monster wandering the area. Some ways to the east, a demon named Straza Dustwealthy the Diamond of Nightmares clawed his way out of hell. A bright green humanoid goat, he was associated with wealth and murder and possessed the ability to conjure poisonous vapors. You'd think he'd attract a fair amount of attention--but instead he settled in the wilderness and went off the grid for a full fourteen years. When he finally appeared again, it was to relocate to a nearby goblin fortress, Seamenaces--little knowing that it was one of Fone Glowingflicker's favorite raiding sites. Hardly a season later the citadel was sacked and Straza was taken prisoner by Fone's human forces. He remained in the human kingdom for two years before escaping back to the goblin fortress. Instead of taking revenge, however, he became a humble farmer. When the goblins came under attack once again, this time by dwarves, Straza defended his land and killed seven of them. And when Fone returned half a season later, it was Straza who led the goblin troops.

As the armies clashed, the two leaders met on the battlefield to engage in battle. Despite the fact that Fone was immune to Straza's poison, as well as most physical damage in general, Straza managed to somehow avoid his hungry zombie maws and behead him, striking him down once and for all. He then proceeded to utterly destroy the human forces. Needless to say, he got his revenge. After the battle was over, he led his own attack on the now-disorganized humans, killing and devouring many of them (though the new leader escaped unscathed). The goblins then proclaimed him their master and general, which he remains to this day.

Tempted to take an adventure character/fortress up to the region and see if I can glimpse either Straza or Fone's twitching corpse for myself.  :)

EDIT: I neglected to mention that Fone's armies were apparently riding on the backs of war bears, due to Fone's remarkable skills in animal husbandry.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2013, 10:01:18 am by Daunted »
Logged

thegoatgod_pan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2013, 02:19:47 am »

The course seems clear: become a necromancer, locate and awaken fone's carcass and lead it to victory against the demon goat
Logged
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

peregarrett

  • Bay Watcher
  • Гномовержец Enjoyed throwing someone recently
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2013, 07:38:04 am »

THIS.
IS.
AWESOME!
Logged
Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

Yuli Vlasi

  • Bay Watcher
  • Eggs is Doom
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2013, 01:40:16 pm »

Hey guys, I'm back! There better be something good on this board, or else....
Woah.
Awesome.
Logged
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

Matoro

  • Bay Watcher
  • if you drive alone you drive with hitler
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2013, 02:04:42 pm »

Legends mode epicness is epic.

In case somebody is wondering, zombie megabeasts are pure vanilla thing. I've got one zombie hydra with clean vanilla raws.Those megabeasts are awesome.

I guess making world with lots of evil areas would boost their changes to appear.

Demons are also awesome. In my current world there is one with 1285 combat kills. His civ has won every single war they have been in. Then local goblin hero murdered demon and tried to seize the throne, but caused only the civilization to fall into anarchy and chaos. Elves and humans proceeded to destroy most of the dark fortresses.
Logged

Pokon

  • Bay Watcher
  • [ETHICS:HAHAHAHA]
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2013, 03:53:19 pm »

So, it's Orcus vs. Faluzure. Sweeeet.
Logged
A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

Daunted

  • Escaped Lunatic
  • Yellowbelly the Shame of Pens
    • View Profile
Re: Zombie Warlord Dragon vs. Green Gambling Goat Demon
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2013, 07:54:15 pm »

Yeah, if anyone was wondering the only things that I really modded were creature raws (along with one added civ). Even my red dragons are pretty much copies of the original dragons, complete with the fire-breathing and lack of wings. Still, it surprised me so much to see something as crazy as a zombie megabeast leading a civ that for a moment I was afraid I'd stumbled upon some deep, long-forgotten secret of life and death buried within the code. :)
Logged