Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

5/5: All Seanbaby articles ever written at the same time

2 (14.3%)

4/5: Every update induces boisterous chuckles at least once

9 (64.3%)

3/5: Choosing the joke option on polls for no reason

1 (7.1%)

2/5: A nature documentary voiced by that one guy what sounds like Winnie the Pooh

0 (0%)

1/5: Casting a time-slowing spell and watching paint almost dry for all of eternity

0 (0%)

0/5: This games killed my parents and that's just not funny

2 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Remuthra]

In addition, my computer is located on a desk underneath my bed, so I'm rather protected should the roof fall in.

[monk12]

((HEY! I'm adding those two empty casks to my inventory.))

"Hey there, buck up, fellow!" Alfred Lichenstein says to the distraught Keddic. "What kind of schoolchildren would frequent a boisterous adventuring tavern, anyway? Evil children, that's what kind. Why, slaying them before they graduated from the Academy of Evil to be archvillains probably decreased the world's Vileness rating by at least a dozen millinazis. Maybe more if they were good students! Cheer up, and lets go find out some information about that Tower of Terror or whatever!"

Alfred Lichenstein begins questioning random passers-by about the details of the bounty poster. The bounty poster that he now realizes was left in the flaming tavern, and whose details he only half-remembers. Something about a terror paladin or summat; the drunks seemed to know all about it, so everyone else in town probably does too maybe!

[IronyOwl]

((Well. "Millinazis" is my word of the day.))

[monk12]

((Can't say as the idea is original, though I did assume those children were less evil than nazis, rather than more. Probably should have used centinazis to more accurately express the intended magnitude, but that lacks the scientific precision I strive for. A more exact measurement would require more data about the schoolchildren in question, starting with how many there were and ending with whether they were, in fact, evil at all. Sadly, I have not invented an Evilimeter to directly measure millinazis. Yet.))

[Lalasa]

Ooh!  This looks fun and I want to join!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Mystica Solaris
Class: Magical Girl Dark Mage
Details: Mystica is a happy, cheerful, and friendly mage with a slightly disturbing obsession with death and taxidermy.  Coming from a long line of magically-gifted humans, Mystica began to study powerful forbidden arcane arts specializing in miasma, death, and her ultimate goal, necromancy.  Really, Mystica is quite nice and like flowers, kittens, bunnies, and other girl things.  She just likes them even more when they're dead!  Having pet zombies would be a dream come true.  Of course her parents didn't approve so Mystical got kicked out of the house.  She's not very good at her magic yet, but a girl can dream of being an uber powerful corpse raiser.  There's nothing cooler than dead things that can walk after all!  But for now she's stuck looking for money and adventure.  It's not as cool to borrow books from the library as it is to buy them, and the best books with the most powerful magic are usually in inaccessible dungeons and locked chests with missing keys.  (Or being sold for way too much on the black market, and mother refused to give Mystica any money to support her habits.)

Mystica is about 18 years old and is 5'7' tall.  She's very slim.  Shiny golden hair tumbles from her head in waves, ending right above her waist.  She wears typical navy blue mage robes under a raven black cloak.  Round violet eyes glow beneath thin eyebrows, and her skin is a pale peach color.  A cute button nose rests on an oval face, and Mystica has full, healthy lips.  Although Mystica has a large bust, she doesn't seem to pay attention to it and never wears flattering clothes.  This may be due to her immature mentality and focus on the cadaver.

If this is good, I'd love to be placed on the waitlist!

[scapheap]

(Note: I'm voting 4/5 because I don't Seanbaby funny at all.)