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[Moghjubar]

Soon, its all coming to an end.

Remember, all conspiracies are true, ESPECIALLY if they contradict each other!

[timferius]

DO they contradict each other? Or is that just what the Man wants you to think? Think for yourselves sheeple, and do what I say!

[somebody]

The Novakid are a race of gas beings. Our cars run on gas. Gas is made from dinosaurs. The Novakid are dinosaurs.

The Novakid have to have been feeding the peace-mongers of their race to run our engines to accomplish two things: One, to hook us on them as a source of fuel and Two, to eliminate any political opposition of an attack on humans.

When the Novakid eliminates their peace advocates we will run out of fuel for our vehicles and thus will be ripe for an invasion.

[Moghjubar]

Okeydokey, conspiratest over, I'll collect entries in a bit and find the true conspiracy/random it off.

[Moghjubar]

The lots have been cast. Turns out, magic is real in a neverland far-far away, with quinnr being right all along!

The black helicopters will be with you shortly to... give you a copy of Starbound...

[quinnr]

Whooo! Super awesome! Thanks a ton for the giveaway! 

[Fniff]

Have a fun Starbound, Quinnr! You bastard, you only got it because you bribed scientists to remake the laws of chance in you favor Hope you enjoy it!

[quinnr]

Have a fun Starbound, Quinnr! You bastard, you only got it because you bribed scientists to remake the laws of chance in you favor Hope you enjoy it!

You aren't supposed to tell them that, now you ruined the secret to winning things D:

[choppy]

thanks for the givaway.

[Neonivek]

And the ultimate conspiracy of the giveaway is!!!! That there is no conspiracy.

What the world thread!?!